Come... Let us dine under the dark abyss of deep night, followed by a walk through the finest cemetery. We shall bring wine and picknick over the grave of my late wife before coming back to my place to listen to my newly obtained Dismemberment Squad album. Finally, I shall escort you home, protecting your head from the rain using my silk, black cloak. All the while, we shall be accompanied by my pet Raven who is known simply as Vladimir. Now, does that not sound like a delectable time?