lets count to 100,000,000

[quack98]

10280. I just know you'd never punch me properly! You wouldn't want to look mean on front of Chloe...

[lugia95]

10281. Dick, keep this up and you'll be getting that nose bleed sooner than you thought.

[quack98]

10282. Aww... Are you trying to look strong in front of Chloe? I don't think he's interested...

[lugia95]

10283. Did you just call Chloe a he? I think you might be getting that nosebleed from her instead...

[quack98]

10284. Nah, that was a mistake. That's make you gay, and I wouldn't want to offend myself by sharing an orientation with you 

[lugia95]

10285. No, it wouldn't make me gay, because I don't fancy Chloe.

[quack98]

10286. Someone's in denial...

[lugia95]

10287. Yes, and that someone is you, because apparently you can't accept that me and Chloe don't like each other in that way.

[Wolstenholme]

10288. How do you know that I'm not lying and I do like you in that way? What if you've offended me by putting me in the female friendzone? I thought better of you Nathan! 

[lugia95]

10289. Chloe, this isn't helping either one of us...

And if you do (which I'm sure you don't), I apologise, because I don't like you in that way.

[quack98]

10290. I'll be back in a minute, I need to sort out my nose...

[Wolstenholme]

10291. Nah, I was just seeing what you'd say 

[lugia95]

10292. Right, cool.

[quack98]

10293. I'm back to looking cute now that I don't have quite as much blood on my face xD

[lugia95]

10294. What happened to your nose?