lets count to 100,000,000

[lugia95]

13115. Shut up.

Anyway, here's the plan. Lulu will send the portal gun to me and I'll shoot a portal on Dick's wall. Then I'll send the gun to Chloe, and she can shoot a portal onto a large, white cake. I shall then shove Dick through the portal on his wall and he will burst out of the cake.

[quack98]

13116. And how are you forcing me through this portal?

[lugia95]

13117. I'm picking you up and throwing you into it.

[MzLuluZombi]

13118

But then no-one would eat the cake. =(

You could send Dick to my laboratories.  I need someone to help keep the scientists in their boxes.

[quack98]

13117. I'm picking you up and throwing you into it.

What if I tie myself to a chair?

You could send Dick to my laboratories.  I need someone to help keep the scientists in their boxes.

Trusting me with any job is asking for disaster...

13119

[lugia95]

13120. I'll just push you into it.

13118

But then no-one would eat the cake. =(

You could send Dick to my laboratories.  I need someone to help keep the scientists in their boxes.

That's okay, the cake was a lie anyway.

Sorry, I had to.

[quack98]

13120. I'll just push you into it.

What if I cement a chair into the floor, then tie myself to the chair?

[lugia95]

13122. Then you'll have wasted a whole lot of money on cement...

[quack98]

13123. Meh, dads got some spare in the garage.

[lugia95]

13124. Hmm... You realise that your carpet is white, right? I could just fire a portal underneath the chair.

[quack98]

13125. But the cement would be gray 

[MzLuluZombi]

That's okay, the cake was a lie anyway.

Oh you're going to pay for that.

13126

[Wolstenholme]

You could send Dick to my laboratories.  I need someone to help keep the scientists in their boxes.

13127. But the whole point of this is that my real brother is 53 Miles away and I won't see him for ages so we're sending Dickie Bird as my replacement brother.

[lugia95]

13128. In my defence, I did apologise!

And yeah, that's a fair point, Dick... Lulu, do you happen to have any special guns that I can fire onto gray backgrounds?

[quack98]

13127. But the whole point of this is that my real brother is 53 Miles away and I won't see him for ages so we're sending Dickie Bird as my replacement brother.

Aww... You won't call me Dickie Bird all the time though, will you? 

13128. In my defence, I did apologise!

And yeah, that's a fair point, Dick... Lulu, do you happen to have any special guns that I can fire onto gray backgrounds?

So, you mean I'd get to stay?

13129