lets count to 100,000,000

[lugia95]

8015. Well, that's fine Chloe, I was just about to dump you.

[quack98]

8016. Well... What do I tease you about now?

[lugia95]

8017. Here's an idea - NOTHING!

[Wolstenholme]

8018. Well that's good for you Nathan as I would have wanted you to if I hadn't dumped you first!

[lugia95]

8019. Hey, let's stay friends though, okay?

[Wolstenholme]

8020. Oh absolutely

[quack98]

Nah, Nayf wants to be friends with benefits 

8021

[lugia95]

8022. In fact, Chloe, I think we should take our relationship back to the way it was before we were going out. You know what, let's just pretend this whole thing never happened.

[Wolstenholme]

8023. That's a very good idea, Nathan.

[lugia95]

8024. There, it's settled. This post will be the last one that mentions this whole thing.

[quack98]

8025. Nayfan. Is that girl your girlfriend?

[Wolstenholme]

8026. Didn't think so. 

[lugia95]

8027. I didn't really think that one through, did I...

[Wolstenholme]

8028. No you didn't.

No Dickie Bird, I'm not Nayfan's girlfriend, I'm married to your Master.

[lugia95]

8029. You have to admit though, it seemed like a good plan at the time.