lets count to 100,000,000

[quack98]

8660. At least I don't fancy my master 

[lugia95]

8661.

a) I don't fancy him.
b) He's not my master, he's my boss.

[SirBlaziken]

8662, what is your wish, General Nathan?

[lugia95]

8663. My wish is for you to do everything in your power to get Dick to stop the whole "Nayfun fancies x" thing.

[SirBlaziken]

8664, I'll do that when I get back.

[lugia95]

8665. And when will that be?

[quack98]

8666. Hey, nayfan. It's nearly Xmas, are you and draghost getting some mistletoe?

[lugia95]

8667. Nearly Christmas? What universe are you living in?

Oh wait, it's the weird, twisted universe where I fancy Draghost...

[quack98]

It only 3 months! And you wouldn't want to wait to kiss his mouth off!

8668

[lugia95]

8669. Sorry, I was eating my lunch. And Dick, shut up.

[quack98]

8670. But as your little brother it's my job to annoy!

Besides you love him sooooo much that you'd kill for him!

[lugia95]

8671. What would I have to do to make you believe that I don't love Draghost?

[quack98]

8672. You can't. I know it's true.

Besides, I'd be a rubbish little brother if I stopped annoying you!

[lugia95]

8673. Dick, do you have any proof that me and Draghost are in love? Because without proof, I'm afraid your claims do not hold any weight.

[quack98]

8674. Aww... Is that your way of denying your feelings? You act like a lawyer and hope it'll go away? Love doesn't need proof, unfortunately, otherwise our pranks wouldn't have worked, would they?

It's all too obvious that you love him!