lets count to 100,000,000

[lugia95]

5616. I really don't know what you're talking about, Chloe.

[NTN]

5612. Well, it's close enough, isn't it?

5617. Yeah, it is! Only one spot below.

Some people just don't understand the greatness of the title of 'Masters Pet', do they master?

5613

Yes, and some other people don't understand the greatness of my posts as opposed to theirs before they snipe me, huh?

5614. Speaking of, Draghost, do you by any chance have a position for me? I mean, Chloe's your bride, Dick's your pet, I'm beginning to feel a little left out...

I'm beginning to feel left out too because everyone's sniping me. Hold on.

[lugia95]

5618. So is that a maybe?

[quack98]

5614. Speaking of, Draghost, do you by any chance have a position for me? I mean, Chloe's your bride, Dick's your pet, I'm beginning to feel a little left out...

Jester. Definitely jester. 

Yes, and some other people don't understand the greatness of my posts as opposed to theirs before they snipe me, huh?

Sorry master! Please forgive me, I'll do anything!

5619

[lugia95]

5620. Please, someone of my intelligence deserves a higher place than that.

[SirBlaziken]

5614. Speaking of, Draghost, do you by any chance have a position for me? I mean, Chloe's your bride, Dick's your pet, I'm beginning to feel a little left out...

5621, I'm the traitor, was well as hitmonchu.

Also, Chloe, how bad is it on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst?

[NTN]

5618. So is that a maybe?

5622. You're head of my military. Because you're sniping everyone.

[lugia95]

5623. I sense you're joking, but is that my actual position?

[NTN]

5624. It is. A good reason, is it not, my Sniper?

[Wolstenholme]

I don't know. Sucking up to some idiot who thinks he is superior to a bunch of teenagers just because he is older (and therefore wiser) who names us as his pet, wife or whatever, calling him Master while he is "punishing" some 13 year old who doesn't even deserve it, trying to get one up against each other and pretending to be mature all the time while secretly this is all a game of pretend in which the "Dad" is some creep who wishes to have the last laugh.

And I stay up all night for you guys. 

Also, Chloe, how bad is it on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst?

5625. How bad is what?

[lugia95]

5625. Yes. And I thank you for giving me such a high position. It is an honour.

[quack98]

5627. @Chloe: You mean, He isn't actually my master? 

Blasphemy!!!!

[NTN]

5625. Yes. And I thank you for giving me such a high position. It is an honour.

5627. Oh, no problem. Sniper.

[lugia95]

5629. Don't worry Dick, of course he's your master.

[Wolstenholme]

5630. No, of course he's not your master. He doesn't control you.