Shout a completely baseless accusation at the person above

[SirBlaziken]

You are in love with the parrots you cross-examine

[Hitmonchu]

You stole all of my Dick Rubies!

[SirBlaziken]

you eat horse meat

[quack98]

You are a Philadelphian rugby player!

[SirBlaziken]

you are a zombie named kevin

[quack98]

You are Clive Handforth!

[SirBlaziken]

you murdered michael jackson

[quack98]

You witnessed the murder of Michael Gove!!! (Who's still alive, but y'know)

[SirBlaziken]

you are the PUK logo!

[quack98]

This is unacceptable! For years I thought it was the tree I hit! But no! The fact of the matter is, that the tree hit me! But you knew this, I say! Because YOU ARE THE TREE!

[SirBlaziken]

you can't ride a bicycle

[Wolstenholme]

You're scared of computers!

[quack98]

You're not a hole! You're a ditch!

[SirBlaziken]

your not robin, your a blue jay!

[quack98]

You're not a Blaziken! You're Batman!