Shout a completely baseless accusation at the person above

[SilverFlame]

...Why's it so dark in here!

You ate a Venonat! You will self-destruct in 3 days!

[Alphochio]

Your dating Jynx !!   

[SilverFlame]

....You owe me a soda.

Your dating a Probopass!

[Alphochio]

His mustache tickles when we kiss. 

Your dating Hypno.

[SilverFlame]

That's okay with me, it will be able to communicate with me through telepathy.

You're dating a Dugtrio with a unibrow!

[Alphochio]

Sorry you just reminded to start leveling my Dugtrio.
xD

Your dating Lickilicky.

[SilverFlame]

Oh yeah! Well your dating a Purugly!

[Alphochio]

I find Purugly very attracting.

Your dating Tangrowth.

[Sho Minamimoto]

Sorry to interrupt this but I have to shout at you.

You're the reason a guy wore a bikini on American Idol last night! Brr... That still gives me shivers....

[SilverFlame]

...As for YOU Dmitry Tursunov, Tangrowth is cute and I wouln't mind going on a date with it! You are dating a Weedle!

[Alphochio]

I'm pretty sure you were like when you saw that guy in a bikini.

Your the reason why I keep taking showers every single time.
Just seeing a dirty person makes me want to take a shower.

Edit: Boo, I'll get back to you SilverFlame when someone else posts.

[Sho Minamimoto]

Yes, a tentacle monster dating you is greaaaat.

Weedle is good because it evolves into Beedrill, but I'm going to have to tell it it isn't working out.

You know, others will call people gay often to cover up their own homosexuality. What's wrong with gays anyway?

You are the reason I am taller than average!

[SilverFlame]

...Dude! Bikini Boy made me vomit AND take a looooong shower.
You're the reason the economy of the USA is in the toilet!

[Sho Minamimoto]

I'm surprised he actually did that! On INTERNATION television!

You're the reason I don't give a crap about the U.S. economy due to the fact I am of a different nationality!

[SilverFlame]

Its "INTERNATIONAL" television, oh smart one.
Your mother is a hippopotamus!