Flirt with the person above

[MOP]

Your pheromone filled sweat is begging for me...wanna lick feet? 

Edit: Actually unless you're sweaty that doesn't make sense...also I've made myself ill.

[bull shark]

you could make me sweaty

[Kpyna]

wait i can use lame pickup lines right?

heyy. i kinda want a raisin, you got one on you? no? oh. guess you owe me a date.

excuse me while i use the facilities... ughh...

[MOP]

So an arcanine girl...
Want an earthquake in your sacred fire? 

[EMPIRE]

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

[Ledyba]

do you like cows.

I like cows.

[Awkward Squirtle]

How you doin?
*gives Joey Tribbiani look*

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

fine. but the big question: how you doin!

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Are your parents r****ded? 'cuz your special! 

[sylar]

his special what?
so how about you and i do some scizoring later

[EMPIRE]

We should date, yes? Perfect.

[bull shark]

how would you like to play a game of the naughty fireman.

ill go down the pole first

[MOP]

Sounds good you take the hose and I'll start pumping...this is flirting, right?


Okay there is so much worse I could say when a fire hose is involved. >_<

[Utack and Swampy]

Hey, you must have fallen from heavan! That would explain how you messed up your face!

*Utack gets slapped and thrown in a trashcan*

...Oh wait! I said it wrong! 

[Paul200]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ;]