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[Piccolami.]

Dear X & Y

thank you every so much for drawing me into your massive argument. I really appreciate being told that I have to choose between two of my oldest friends because a stupid situation has escalated to ridiculous levels. I'm stuck in the middle here as you're both refusing to talk and now I have to pick which one of you I want to stay friends with? Pfft, we're 18, not 8... The two of you should grow up.

Also X, thank you for completely ruining our holiday plans... not only because of this argument, but because you "have a meal booked on one of the days". You KNEW which dates we'd arranged, as we had to work around your schedule to begin with... You KNEW I had to fight to get the time off of work and now you suddenly say you can't make it, and that 'the plans were never final anyway'?! What a load of rubbish.


Dear Edexcel,

I hate your C3 & C4 modules. That is all.


Dear Myself,

Take a look in the mirror and see what you're becoming - you've put on all the weight that you've lost, and it shows. A lot. Stop eating whatever you can find just because you're bored, it's just adding to your ever-expanding waistline and making you feel worse about yourself!

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Dear sub concience, I wish you would try harder to warn me of stuff I shouldn't do... Shesh its like I have to do everything myself... XD      Dear people, that thing in your head that tells you not to say stuff... Yeah I dont have that...   Dear the monster, I know you stole my cookies, and I am coming for them...

[Webby]

Dear that person in my head,
Please get out, it gets crowded in here. Besides, you don't live here. I'm sure you have your own head.

Dear me,
Find a hobby. Get a job. Get some new friends. Just... do something! You have ~3 months of summer and nothing to fill the time. Going to the gym won't fill up all that time, and you only have 3 friends who will be willing to see you. Just make changes to your life now please~

[Catstorm]

Dear self.

Invent something cool. Be cool. BOSS THE FUTURE.

and furthermore, you creep yourself out. Or maybe just this you is creeped out by your own musical choices. I mean, you picked a synthesized Triple I demo reel as your source of instrumental gratification. That stuff is freaking creepy. This you assumes your musical tastes have something to do with your taste for things no one cares about.

You know you'd make a good Homestuck character, says the obsessed you. You are NARRATING your LIFE like THIS and it's annoying. This you disagrees.

Get back in the brainbox, me. You know I have control of me on the Internet most of the time. The 80's are boss and you know that. Hey, me, go to bed, update that story, or make a sprite.

It was the 70's you silly pants. You're confusing the times. The 80's were more distorted and blurry on the television and that makes them Nightmare Fuel. The demo reel is from 1976-1979 and those were just black background Nightmare Fuel.

Don't go all TV Tropes on me, me. You know you got bored of it fast. You won't even look at the Furby page.

SHUT UP

you know, people reading this, Catstorm really is multi-faceted with her interests and her thoughts. One moment she is crazy and spontaneous and the other she is thoughtful and demanding understanding. Can you guess who this is? I hope so.

- large number of me discussing self. Gee, that was fun. I just wanted first to talk about me in the future, but an extremely large amount of me decided to slap egotistical me and the arguments began.

[Kpyna]

dear myself,

all weekend on the xbox

really.

you have no life.

-liz

[Lord Raven]

dear sacnoth

what the hell is wrong with you, you make 2 (well 3 but i imagine From the New World will be very good as well, being that it's Shadow Hearts...  IN AMERICA) perfectly good games and now your company is disbanded.  smh

love,

mercenary raven

ps i'd change my name to yuri hyuga but that name was already taken (in my heart) by an fesser :<<

[Matty Cahill]

Dear you

It's time to make decisions. This constant delaying of decisions is causing problems, I can see it clearly; I don't know if anyone else can though. I just know you can do well, just believe in yourself... because that's what's ultimately stopping you being who you were. We used to be so close yet now it feels like you've changed and I don't know you. Just smile how you used to for me; I'm sure that'd work well. I don't like seeing you like this... I like seeing how you were before. I'd like that a lot =]

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear ------,
You're an idiot. You always will be. Your intelligence is sub-par. You'll probably end up in a dead end job, bored and miserable, while I'm earning loads of dosh in my ideal job. That doesn't mean you can make me the butt of all your jokes, nor does it mean you should make me look like a complete wally in front of everyone.
Signed,
The Awkward "Weirdo."

[Shaymin]

Dear you.
I miss you a lot. The only form of contact I have had with you (and that you have responded to) is Formspring and twitter... why don't you respond to my messages on facebook? Wait, no, scratch that, did I cease existing entirely? I can't get over you and that frustrates me SO much it makes me want to scream and shout and cry.
I miss you so much... i haven't heard your voice or seen your face or hugged you in so long it's like i'm having withdrawal symptoms here
love
the girl who fell in love with you

dear friends
it's been what nearly a year now
i've tried to ask if you wanna meet up for coffee or whatever
on the rare occassions i see you outside school i've said hey and been ignored
am i suddenly like the bubonic plague right now and you don't want to be anywhere near me?
sincerely
that girl who moved schools and apparently ceased to exist

dear that person on facebook
that is not my brother
that is me
shut up and get out
from
the girl you thought was her brother

dear friend
you know i don't know which school is upper or lower
i waited outside for what 40 minutes
and you didn't brother to check to see if i knew
oh
and btw
i like my hair and i don't care it if annoys you
love
the awkward girl you met in maths and became the best friend of

dear school
why did you change the timetable to end at 3 instead of 3:30
now i gotta sit around for an extra half hour and do NOTHING AT ALL
damnit
from
the awkward sixth form student who looks like a drunken axe murderer on her id badge

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear me.

Pull yourself together woman~ <3

[pokefin]

Dear ----

I told you my secrets and you told me yours. We were best friends. Now you have went and ruined it. You told the biggest morons in the class my secrets and now i have no friends and no one will talk to me yet i have kept yours.

Yours sincerely 'The Gay Sissy Nerd, Finley'

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear Brain,
No! Don't stop being inspired! There's time for that when I'm sleeping!

Dear PE Teacher,
As hard as it is to comprehend, some of us don't like football. Kindly let us be, so we can just have our own astroturf pitch to do nothing in.

Dear ---,
You're fat. You're a rubbish friend. You're not cool. You can't even insult me properly, yet every single person in the class now treats me like you do. Thanks.

Dear ------,
Yes. I like pokemon. Would you kindly stop making it seem like a crime and get off my case?

Dear Friends,
Thanks for being the best friends a guy could have. You tolerate my whinging, the majority of the school making a complete wazzack out of me, and my general incompetence at pretty much anything. I really appreciate it in this kind of time, when it seems everyone uses me as the butt of their jokes.

All signed by the Socially Inept, Largely Useless Nerd Who Hates Pretty Much All of You.

[Kpyna]

dear lucky,

where are you honestly there are only so many places you can hide in my room

[ShiraBliss]

Dear quarrelers,

PLEASE STOP ARGUING!!!! I get the whole sibling fight regime, TRUST ME, but this is just out of control!! I am tired of being surrounded by people screaming at each other simply because one of the two of you opened your mouth to speak!

And another thing: please stop bringing me into your arguments!!! I don't want ANY PART in your squabbling! It is between YOU TWO, not me! In addition to that statement: I am not property of either of you! Stop screaming over how one of you has no right to say 'hello' to me in the mornings!! Man ALIVE.

Just please for one day - ONE DAY - stop FIGHTING!!!! I can't take all this yelling anymore!

Sincerely, me.

[Kona]

Dear __

Thanks for what you said perfectly within my hearing ¬¬

Sorry I'm not popular like you. Sorry I'm not smart, beautiful, and a generally an awesome person like you.

Maybe you should think next time before you insult a group of people.

But don't get me wrong. I've always liked you. I thought you liked me too.

Love, Him.