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[Clairefable]

dear housemate's family visiting from australia

you didn't seriously come all this way just to hang around the house all day did you D:
please gtfo for a couple of hours so I can get my washing done
I can't come down the stairs while y'all are there because I'm a social failure so just, like, go somewhere? please?

<3 that person hiding upstairs

[kr9q]

Dear Head and My friends basement ceiling,
Head:
Oh how you hurt and feel like your bleeding on the inside so much.
Ceiling:
I hate you. You hurt me.
Sincerely,
SDR~

[Inferna]

Hey asthma!
its been a while hasn't it? Just because it got like a degree colder and hurricane katia's tailend was supposed to hit is no reason to come back now is it? You've made me have a mild attack already and i'm shaking now and i don't fancy another one please :c
love the girl with the crippled lungs x

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear Luck,
I know we've never spolen on a regular basis, and I've accepted that. But could you please pull through tomorrow, and when I'm doing that other English test? Because I don't have a clue where to start.

Dear Textbook,
You're going to be done whether you like it or not.

Dear Percy Verence,
Make sure Textbook is done.

[Clairefable]

Dear Hurricane what's-yer-name

Please continue to rain (ha!) havoc tomorrow so that three out of four of those really really really annoying girls won't be able to get their ferry to college and I might get a bit of peace. In fact, just go nuts and get the place closed so I don't even need to get out of bed.

Cheers!

[MOP]

Dear sir,
please just sign the forms and let me go. I don't want to talk and I don't want to explain anything, just sign the form confirming I'm a wonderful person with no criminal background and let me go back to my lair.
Sincerely
This chap here.

[kr9q]

Daer FOX,
Please have House on tonight.
Love,
House Lover

[Webby]

To the house I live in,
Can you please stop making random noises to scare me? Randomly shifting floorboards, a moaning toilet, an extraction fan that bangs for no reason, etc... I managed to convince myself there were kittens in the cellar earlier because something in the house squealed. It's not nice. Please stop.

Love from that guy from room 2<3

[MOP]

Dear PUK,
please tell me a good place to take someone in London! Somewhere with both sushi (why do people eat this?) and heavy metal would be ideal.
Thank you!

[The Entertainer]

Dear school,
Why did you have to ruin my day giving me 2 essays and a tonload of 1000 packets.

Dear me,
Watch episodes when they come on air otherwise you spend 99 hours
In a row on the internet watching them.

Dear eye,
Please stop bugging me so much. You get blurry and irritated every 2 minutes

Dear long nail,
Are you happy scratching my eye 1 year ago?

[Clairefable]

dear whatever's in my eye

GTFO

no love for you, me

[Piccolami.]

dear whoever changed my profile

this makes me sad... why would you do this to me

love, claire

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear Luck,
What do you know, something did turn up. Now, could you pull it off for my other tests please?
Love, the kid who worries too much.

Dear Chavs at my school, and morons there in general,
Picking on someone smaller than you doesn't make you look tough or intelligent. Keep in mind I'll be laughing at you privately when you're stuck with no grades to qualify you for anything whatsoever, while I'm designing the next indie blockbuster game.
From, the kid who's biding his time.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear Dawg,
Get the hell off your high horse, it's actually really annoying how you decide to tell me the definition of what an internet troll is, by using urban dictionary.... urgh, you even got it wrong... Also, stop acting like your better than everyone, and oh my God... why did you tell everyone about that girl who got raped... thats really just bad...

Also, I love how we agree to meet up, you text me saying "I got let out early" knowing I can't reply, to then find out you went home, I mean, wth? You realise how much of a prat you have been recently fairplay, and stop leading thoes girls on, they both have boyfriends, who actively want to hit you, and to be honest, after the way you have been recently, they can go for it...

Gallows.

[kr9q]

Dear Terrorists,
I hate you! You killed people! Again, I hate you.
Love,
9/11 victim