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[OVOxo]

Oh dear I don't know whether to laugh or cry haha

[f3raligatr]

Well it has been a while...

Dear you,

They know. I know. You don't, for some bizarre reason. No, you seem completely oblivious to it and I'm not sure why. I'm even less sure why I know you pulled on Saturday night and I don't seem the least bit bothered now. Maybe I'm just used to it, or maybe I've pulled the most brilliant accidental piece of having no testicles at all.. thing ever. And I'm not quite sure what to do. Are you bothered about me, or is it going to be him?

I don't quite know what I'm going to do, but.. when I figure it out, maybe for the first time I'll actually get what I want after so long~

Lots of love in the whole wide world, you extremely beautiful thing,

Rob

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

xhanatos,
Why are you abandoning John
Look I'm not even typing with full stops
Your sudden proposal the reality of which I doubt more than the possibility of Alan Carr being sraight has shocked me that much
I'm not even using commas
Seriously don't joke like that you'll break his poor black heart

dear soldiertoise

SHHHH john isn't supposed to know this is my racy affair of our sweet lucent love
can we go to cairo! (AAAAAAAAaa) for our honeymoon oh please say yes

love from
me

Oh dear I don't know whether to laugh or cry haha

dear oxo cubes

well people tend to do both at the same time at a wedding so get practiscing

from me

[OVOxo]

Dear Xhanthos

Lmao

[OranBerrySandvich]

xhanatos,
Stop this act right now, you're scaring me.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

dear xhanatos,

...I love you. Don't ever change.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

dear soldiertoise

stop acting so tsundere in front of puk i know how you feel for me
you're TEARING ME APART LISA

love from
me


dear Firestorm

aww i love you too :D i wont change never ever i wont

love from me

[Clairefable]

dear relationship

why are you such a constant source of disappointment

[Inferna]

Dear body,
why are you making me lose weight, i'd really like to weigh more than 7 stone. I don't like it when people say 'omg ur so skinny!! Are u anorexic??' This in the space of like two weeks when my jeans went from fitting perfectly to needing a belt? Please make my metabolism slow down a little.

from courtney.

[Sebastian Moran]

Dear Courtney 
send that metabolism my way, would you? 
Love, M 
 

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear JCs.
You are legendary. Don't ever change.

Dear guy at the bar in JCs.
Yeah, we're never gonna stop throwing paper planes at you now <3

Dear you,
I like how you just ignored my plea for you to save me on Thursday=[ Pub golf will be the end of me, you know =[ And thennnnn I can't make you enjoy the wonders that is Super Mario Bros. And Jekyll. Yeah...
<3~

[OranBerrySandvich]

xhanatos,
Nonononono, I'm not tsundere, I am genuinely concerned for your mental state.
Seriously, it's scaring me.
...
I know I could just ignore this thread, but that'd be the boring thing to do.

Dear nose,
Please stop blocking yourself up in one nostril at a time, it's uncomfortable.

Dear crates,
Reveal your mysteries to me for free please I cannot buy keys because I am poor and Irish

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

xhanatos,
Nonononono, I'm not tsundere, I am genuinely concerned for your mental state.
Seriously, it's scaring me.
...
I know I could just ignore this thread, but that'd be the boring thing to do.

dear revengineer

just admit our undying love is a thing why else would i hound you so much

love
me

[IvanWolf♥]

dear....... you.
im gonna give you three guesses; what do you think your daughter is:
no, she's not a doll.
no, she's not a pet.
no, even if you seem to think so, she is not an idiot.
You need to just stop. she's fine the way she is. just stop it. you don't even mean well. i used to think you did but i really don't even know now. we're all lucky you even feed her the way you feel like she's an inanimate life size doll that you can dress up and flaunt off. she has a brain. she wants to wear a SWEATSHIRT. which happens to HAVE BLACK ON IT. get over it. its not like its going to ruin her whole entire life. scratch that, you don't really care about her life; IT'S NOT GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.
and you see all this stuff in her like her anger and stress and do you know why the hell that's there?
because of you! you stress her and you yell at her for no reason and you make her exercise a freak-ton and now she's not even eating much. now she's stressed and falling into depression.
i'll let you know; that's not normal. i mean, a lot of teens go into a little depression, yep. but this is completely.... over the edge. completely. and now it's all spilling over onto me. that's when it goes too far. it went too far when it wasn't on me and MY FAMILY. but now you need to just stop. stop and maybe have some freaking patience. SHE'S A TEENAGER.  shut up, no really, i don't.... i won't take any excuses, and i wish, I SERIOUSLY HOPE, that i really could send this to you. but really, it'd make it worse.
just shut your freaking face and keep yourself quiet; don't let her do WHATEVER she wants, but loosen up A LITTLE. if she can't wear ANYTHING unless it has NO BLACK AT ALL because YOU WORRY ABOUT HER GOING EMO, that's not going to help her situation. you're not helping.

yeah whatever, i'm not saying love or anything.

from me. you know, the one who barely ever talks to you face to face but is still suffering from stress overflow that's coming from your daughter, the one that lives with that one family that worries about her wellbeing when you don't? yeah, THAT me.
.

[Clairefable]

Dear People on Facebook,

The next one of you to use the, ahem, word "GORJISS" or post an album's worth of pictures of your sleeping baby is getting deleted so help me. Cheers.