What's confusing you right now?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

^ Yeah. I feel that all these comments directed at me over time are sometimes just outright unnecessary. If your joking in atleast some of them I can understand that, however some of them seem just outright hostile in my eyes and I'm not saying that because I have something against you, it's just that I'm telling you straight.

If your wandering what I mean, a few months ago, I said I started doing weights, you replied with something along the lines of "yeah we can all watch you do weights alone in your bedroom and laugh at you from the streets". Another example would be from a week or two ago when I said that I was upset about moving to Scotland, I asked about the gyms and worded it (terribly) and you replied that everyone in Scotland will beat me up.

As I said, I realise that some of these comments might just be you joking and I accept that, I have nothing against having a laugh every now and again, however some of these comments have just outright offended me and sometimes they had made me feel like utter crap mainly when I was feeling pretty low as it was.

So yeah, you wanted me to man up, I told you straight. I'm also expecting some sort of quote, an insult, maybe a bit of a rant and hey, you have every right to, your bound to have your own views to what I just said.

So yeah, the description wasnt actually a dig at anyone, just wanted to clarify before I get non stop hate mail from members that I haven't seen before.

[MOP]

Why is it accepted that the proper way to react to a shy, nervous person is to make fun of them for it? That's not going to help them and neither is "just be confident" as if they had some how just forgotten that bit. :/

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

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this is really long sorry everyone except not really im not sorry hahahahahah nerds

good we've finally got this in the open like mature people and im glad you manned up haha god i thought you were just gonna sling passive aggressive attacks at me for like forever

like haha sorry im an idiot anyway (literally the only non-lame word for me which isn't ~~~~swearing~~~~~) but like dude im gonna be honest with you like i tried to say to revengineer about a billion years ago like you're making all the same mistakes we did when we were younger omg and you're rising to the bait far too easily like i don't even have to try anymore
don't be prone to that cos its a poisonous mindset to have in the years to come

like sod it im gonna skip straight to giving you future advice to deal with turds like me cos im nice ok

like this happened once with liam and i and he dealt with it remarkably well
surprisngly

like ngl i think all i've got against you is that you post essentially the same thing in 4 topics but worded differently
that and when you drag lame attempts to try and up me or john or mark in a passive-aggresive attack like its not working boyo i've been through about 5 or 6 different schools and a goddamned C of E school once i know the hows and whens and wheres of fending for myself in that respect
(no i didn't get expelled from them all i was an RAF dad child and like he was constantly being shifted from base to base all the time)
also i hate popular internet memes like the trollface cos i've seen them so much already so uh doing that is a good way to annoy me ok dont say i never give you nothing
but you've got to know how to be funny about it cos its really easy to look even lamer when trying to get that potshot back at me if you want to so be careful is all i advise

like if you go back in time like whenever you felt like sassing me you should have just posted the "are upset?" image and i would probably have laughed

like i think i put you on my blocklist anyway for both our sakes a good while back
did you put me on your blocklist
i advise you do block me if you just get annoyed at everything im saying and don't take a word in it'll be a shame if that happens but like do that tbh if nothing else for your sake cos thats what the block feature is for

i sense you're going down a route of life where' you're going to to take a joke and you say you do from time to time but i think you're suffering from that period mid-teens where you pretend it doesn't bother you but it does and you spend a whole day thinking about it and like 6 years later you're like "who cares???" but right now like one comment from some fat gay named xhanatos is enough to put you into a sulk for the entire night omg you will laugh at yourself here one day trust me

(tip: remember to take your shoes before you pass out drunk, this is an unwritten rule of thumb if you need to draw on a passed out drunk person they need to still have their shoes on)
(you probably knew this already)
(but if you didn't you do now cherish it cos it'll come in useful)
(i dunno why im telling you this but i think it'll come in handy in another instance like this so remember me ok)

like idk if you'll understand this right now but i had this happen to me once on a forum believe it or not where i was like STOP BULLYING ME WWWWWEH cos they kept posting "who the hell is [my username]" and i got into such a massive sulk about it
ngl im laughing out loud right now about how incredibly lame i was about it i was all like "STOPOSTING ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEE //wine glasses break//"  and one day they were like "haha wtf calm down don't take everything so seriously im only toyin with ya" and after about two pages of conversation i came out realising that whoop like
if i was doing weightlifting and someone said "im gonna stand outside your window and laugh" or whatever it was i said before mod crü came
then like i would have been like "w/e xhanatos you're just jealous cos im gonna crush your nerdy head with my muscles fight me then you fat cow" than to bear a stupid grudge about it
also i'm a she by the way like omg did you not see the symbol to the left

like hell one of my semi-school bullies was like "no when i say "why are you doing ____" and are trying to take the mick just say "well why not"" and i was like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok" and a valuable lesson was learned


like ngl if you said about crushing my fat nerdy head you would have earned a laugh and some respect points from me but hindsight and all that

also since i know you're incredibly bothered about it still
the scotland thing come on man
john lives in scotland
its a
joke

if you're that worried about it PM one of us HARD GUYZ and ask scottish people on here
like PM john even if you're losing sleep about it he lives in scotland
if you ask in the forum we're either going to make the usual welsh/irish/scottish/english jokes and everyone else is gonna sugarcoat it
if you're welsh then get a good-humoured head on your shoulders and sort out Issues asap i implore you
prepare to be called torchwood once or twice and catch a bit of slack about it and not have everything go the way you want
expect to be in peril at least once for the entire time you're there if you're really unlucky
expect to be a fish out of water for at LEAST the first 4 months and accept that you're going to go through a minor hazing ritual of sorts take it like a man
be prepared to poke fun at yourself once or twice and for people to laugh at you but do learn how to laugh along with them cos there's nothing less admirable than someone who gets in a massive sulk and hits people when they are finally being laughed at for once

like i know people always whine about "ohhhhhh but people use jokes to cover up the fact that THEY CANT COPE/ARE DEPRESSED/ARE EMPTY INSIDE" but most people know a limit and don't end up turning into alan partridge too like if you get cancer you can either laugh about it or be really serious about it i myself am getting a smiley face on my toe so the coroner pulls me out of my draw when i'm dead and goes to inspect the tag and is all "oh god not another person who copied that out of The Raw Shark Texts" instead of laughing

but like i can honestly admit i'm a chump ok and thats fine but omg a vital life skill is learning how to not engage with people like me

like ngl i'm gonna be honest and hope you get over this and learn to laugh at yourself
like omg you kept posting about how trolls "didn't bother you" well they obviously did cos you kept going on about them like
hot tip: don't show your hand so brazenly learn how to play poker/chess/go or w/e it will teach you well in knowing when to show what when

this was a bit long but if anyone learned anything out of it then thats good ok

[Inferna]

Last night ugh. Idk what the hell happened. Not drinking like that again for a while.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

t.w.p, glad we cleared things up, I don't know any of the people you were talking about though 

Not everything you say annoys me and I don't have anything against you, which is pretty much why I didn't block you.

About the gender thing, I've been here for a while on two accounts, members have changed their genders from time to time iirc.

With the trolls don't bother me thing, I figured I could draw them out by checking the responses to my comments, it was pretty much why I didn't start digging at everyone who jumped on the bandwaggon with the Scotland thing 

So yeah, glad to clear things up and that... Wanna virtually shake hands or what?

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

t.w.p, glad we cleared things up, I don't know any of the people you were talking about though 

Not everything you say annoys me and I don't have anything against you, which is pretty much why I didn't block you.

About the gender thing, I've been here for a while on two accounts, members have changed their genders from time to time iirc.

With the trolls don't bother me thing, I figured I could draw them out by checking the responses to my comments, it was pretty much why I didn't start digging at everyone who jumped on the bandwaggon with the Scotland thing 

So yeah, glad to clear things up and that... Wanna virtually shake hands or what?

mark = Sebastian Moran
john = sylar

tbh though with seasoned internet buttlords like me trying to draw trolls out is going to have the opposite effect so its best not to if you can't handle being hounded by them haha like some seasoned troll-types are a bit smarter than your average school bully

and i only suggested blocking me if you like completely missed the point with that post and sort of just got angry at me or w/e mainly cos i don't know how people will react for definite

and i worry i phrase things wrong and the intent is malformed (i am uh "clinically stupid" if you know what i mean so i think i tend to worry that everyone else won't get what im trying to put into words) and tend to have at least two contingency plans per post haha hence the suggestion to block me but if you feel that isn't neccessary re: us clashing again then fair enough haha

so uh yeah why not lets smoke a virtual peace pipe

[Captain Jigglypuff]

This is a weird one. If you smell like a pickle will you TASTE like a pickle? 

[Spriter]

^No, you will taste of flesh.

[MOP]

Got a phone call from the SLHT about my request for work experience, had to explain I'm actually an employee of the Trust now. The thing is I asked for work experience in January, how did it take so long to get through?

[Milsap]

The amount of hype this Jubilee thing has generated. It's been so overdone that you could have stuck a fork in it and served it with chips ages ago. Same for the Olympics.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

^ Have to agree there!

I want to shave my head, like shave it all off, since I'm probably going to go bald when I'm older so I wanted to try the look out now. Have any of you guys or girls shaved your head? Is it much colder? Does everybody slap your head?

[Sebastian Moran]

I shaved my head a few years back. Itches like mad for the first couple of days, particularly when you're trying to sleep, but once you get used to it it's fine. Only problem being that I looked like a really weedy apprentice skinhead, so I'm not sure I'll be doing it again any time soon. If it's true that baldness is inherited from your mother's side, I should be ok.. my uncles have still got their hair, ha. 
 
anyway uh 
yeah I've gone from "not being aware of the jubilee stuff at all" to actually quite enjoying the idea of it. It's an excuse for everyone to be daft and make stupid jokes. And also go overboard with making foodstuffs: apparently we're having a street party on the Monday, which I am excited about because I've never been to a street party before ever and didn't think that they actually existed outside the minds of tory politicians and advertising executives. 
Also the local pub landlord has gone nuts with the flags and bunting, but that's to be expected because he goes nuts with decorations any holiday, haha. Christmas is the best: it gets more and more ridiculous every year.   
I love this village I've really missed it while I've been at uni. 
 

[Milsap]

The general trend I've noticed is that people would not normally have cared.

"What's the Royal Family ever done for us? They do nufink!"

...

"What? Two days off work? GOOOOD SAAAAAVE OOOUUURRR GRAAAAAACIOUS QUEEN!"

And if everybody's so 'Proud to be British', why not fly the Union Flags all the time?

[Sebastian Moran]

because then they turn into the sort of people who end every argument with "WELL MY COUNTRY SAVED YOURS DURING THE WAR!" 
 
but yeah you're right booo hiss at people having fun damn them all!!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You know what would REALLY be funny? If the Queen died and instead of Charles or William inheriting the throne, Madonna does! I mean think of all the interesting results you would get from it! She's NOT Brittish and she HAS said she wanted to rule the world and what better way than to take over the UK!