Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

[Dracoandy666]

Your momma so stupid, she thought False Swipe was when you missed an ATM machine with your card...

[Nightmare Eater]

Yo momma so fat, she is the reason Arceus no longer has 10,000 hands.

[Dracoandy666]

Your momma so huge, she uses Dialga as a foot stool.

[Nightmare Eater]

Yo momma so fat, she broke Dialga's neck and back when she tried to use him as a foot stool.

[spritey]

Yo mama so fat, her stomach is a giant Snorlax.

[Gusparce]

Yo momm'as so fat the Snorlax point and yell "DAAAAAAMN.".

[OranBerrySandvich]

Yo momma so fat, Snorlaxes can't point and yell "DAAAAAAMN" because they too busy laughing.

[spritey]

Yo mama so ugly, those Snorlaxes just barfed.

[kr9q]

Yo mama so round, she is now a Solosis.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

Yo mommas so stupid, when she was supposesd to do a Pokemon joke, she did one about being a Urian. wtf?

[kr9q]

Uniran is the Japanese name for Solosis. I'll change it so everyone knows what I mean.

Yo mama so thin she got a job as Sudowodo's twig.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Yo mama so tupid, she thinks pokeblocks are where pokehouses are.

[kr9q]

Yo mama so stupid she followed a Litwick.

[spritey]

Yo mama so ugly, Kangaskhan put its paws over its kid's eyes and told it not to look at her.

[Emploneon]

Yo momma so fat, a Chandelure couldn't drain her.
Yo momma so big, she doesn't need a surf Pokemon. She walks through the ocean.
Yo momma so ugly, she killed Arceus just by staring.
Yo momma so big, she doesn't go through mountains, she steps over them.
Yo momma so dumb, she uses Electrodes as Pokeballs.