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Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

Started by CrimsonalCore, August 31, 2010, 09:16

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SirBlaziken

^Yo momma so stupid, she looked up lucario pictures without safe search on!(I know someone who did it by mistake, just don't, ok?)

Quote from: Dorchadas on March 23, 2015, 20:41
Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.

Yo momma's so stupid that she forgot that pokemon can forget HM's because of the move deleter
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Captain Jigglypuff

Yo momma's so stupid that when she and a Rhyhorn were given copies of the SAT, the Rhyhorn scored a 200 out of 2400 but she got a 0.
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!


Dorchadas

Your mother is of such exceeding stature and girth that when she perambulated out of her abode she collapsed the roof of my secret base.
Click the fuzzy little dragons!

Mockery for One

Your mother is so bipolar, she's been mistaken for Lisia!!

I like to believe Lisia is somewhat bipolar-ish...

Kitt

Yo momma so ugly when Feebas saw her it instantly evolved into Milotic realizing it was much more beautiful.

SirBlaziken

Yo momma so dumb that she thought magikarp could actually use magic spells.
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SgtNyan

Yo mama so fat, you need a pokeflute to get her off of the road.

Captain Jigglypuff

Your momma'a so fat that even Snorlax get sucked into orbit around her!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!


The name master

Yo's momma's so ugly, Jigglypuff made sure it's cute charm didn't work!
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

Captain Jigglypuff

Yo momma's so weak that Sunkern beat her up just to take money from her!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!


The name master

Groudon had hair like Yo' momma's, which is why he was happy when he went bald!
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

The name master

Yo' Momma's so fat, even Rayquaza couldn't take off using fly.
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

SirBlaziken

Mind combining those 2 posts together? That would be great, thanks.

Yo momma's so fat, her and the wailord I was going to compare her to should both be concerned because diabetes is a huge epidemic in U.S.
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The name master

Yo' Momma's so fat, if she was a pokemon, Wailord wouldn't be the biggest pokemon.
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

Captain Jigglypuff

Yo momma is so hideou that when ever she walks outside Zygarde appears in 100% Forme because she is a threat to the environment!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!