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Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

Started by CrimsonalCore, August 31, 2010, 09:16

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q.c.™

Your mother is so radioactive, when she steps near an Eevee it evolves into a digimon.

Shaymin

Yo momma so bad at cooking when she made poffins she killed all my pokémon.




Ferox

Yo momma is so weird all she does is stand and a table stare into space.
what are you doing.

EagleEye101 : Impactz

Yo momma so Stupid, she even thought that Arceus was a poodle with stiff hair- so she took it on...
I don't want a signature.

Specstile

Yo mamas so ugly, she even has to change her profile picture on facebook to jynx

Y FC:0344-9270-9498

Spinda

Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in Mt. Coronet .

Best Wishes from Iris, Ash and Cilan! =]

draghost999

Yo momma so dumb she tried to evolve a male Combee into a Vespiquen.

ShiraBliss

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
"I believe in the power of Love and secure WiFi!"



Homura Akemi (c) Puella Magi/Mahou Shoujo
Pokemon (c) Nintendo
Homura sprite done by me C:

Specstile

yo mommas so stupid, she  tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.

Y FC:0344-9270-9498

ShiraBliss

Yo momma so ugly, if that mole on her face could speak, it would shriek 'D-d-d-diglett!' (get me the hell off of here!!!)
"I believe in the power of Love and secure WiFi!"



Homura Akemi (c) Puella Magi/Mahou Shoujo
Pokemon (c) Nintendo
Homura sprite done by me C:

draghost999

Yo momma so ugly that the best pokemon trainer in the whole universe and his pokemon fainted out of her ugliness.

CrimsonalCore

Your mama is. like smell so stinks that Skuntank faint.

Thanks Richard and Zak for the awesome Chao Palkia & DawnxRilley~
"Bleh! Sounds like a lotta work to me. I think I'll pass, I'd rather play, and I'll ask for help when I get stuck!" - Konata Izumi

White Friend Code(Trade, please!) 1334 7007 1089

ShiraBliss

Yo momma so dumb, she ate the Griseous orb because she thought it would make her grow wings.
"I believe in the power of Love and secure WiFi!"



Homura Akemi (c) Puella Magi/Mahou Shoujo
Pokemon (c) Nintendo
Homura sprite done by me C:

q.c.™

We had to tie a Chingling round your mother's neck so that we could hear her coming from afar... as if her stench didn't give it away as it were.

Quote from: Specstile on September 06, 2010, 23:42
yo mommas so stupid, she  tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.

that's funny XD

CrimsonalCore

Quote from: ShiraBliss on September 06, 2010, 23:36
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
That made me lol'd. XD

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Nugget is a golden-wrapped chocolate.

Thanks Richard and Zak for the awesome Chao Palkia & DawnxRilley~
"Bleh! Sounds like a lotta work to me. I think I'll pass, I'd rather play, and I'll ask for help when I get stuck!" - Konata Izumi

White Friend Code(Trade, please!) 1334 7007 1089