Author Topic: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style! (Read 96145 times)

Nightmare Eater · « **Reply #150 on:** May 08, 2011, 16:07 »

Yo momma so fat, Groudon couldn't eat her.

spritey · « **Reply #151 on:** May 08, 2011, 18:57 »

Yo mama so stupid, she thought that Hydreigon could regrow two heads if one is chopped off.

serperior · « **Reply #152 on:** May 08, 2011, 19:34 »

Yo mama so stupid she gave an everstone to her magikarp

yk · « **Reply #153 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:21 »

Yo mama's so fat, When you used Bullet Seed on her she started bleeding Lava Cookies! Lol.

Nightmare Eater · « **Reply #154 on:** May 09, 2011, 16:42 »

Yo momma so stupid, she thought pokemon battles were when you poke monsters with a strange light from a ball.

OranBerrySandvich · « **Reply #155 on:** May 09, 2011, 18:20 »

Yo momma so dumb, she got beat in a game of naughts and crosses by a Quagsire.

The Collector · « **Reply #156 on:** May 09, 2011, 18:39 »

yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach, everyone started screaming "BEACHED WAILORD, BEACHED WAILORD"

Nightmare Eater · « **Reply #157 on:** May 09, 2011, 20:19 »

Yo momma so fat, you turned her into the fishermen as the worlds largest Wailord.

spritey · « **Reply #158 on:** May 10, 2011, 00:29 »

Yo mama so fat, she covered the entire PKMN.NET Page.

Skarmory8 · « **Reply #159 on:** May 19, 2011, 19:46 »

Yo momma so old, she still calls Snivy Smugleaf.

ScottishFoldLover · « **Reply #160 on:** May 19, 2011, 20:16 »

So momma is so dumb that she thinks Joey's rattata actually is in the top percentage of rattatas.

Nightmare Eater · « **Reply #161 on:** May 19, 2011, 20:28 »

Yo Momma so dumb she thought that every pokemon she saw was an evil animated Pokedoll.

spritey · « **Reply #162 on:** May 19, 2011, 21:31 »

Yo mama so fat, Deoxys came out of her stomach.

(Get it? Because of that Deoxys meteor he came from.)

ScottishFoldLover · « **Reply #163 on:** May 19, 2011, 21:35 »

Yo momma looks so scary that even the ghost pokemon avoid her.

spritey · « **Reply #164 on:** May 19, 2011, 21:37 »

Yo mama so fat, she clogged space and time and even dialga and palkia combined couldn't get her out.

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