How far in before the admins show up?

[lugia95]

756. SS here, I'm directly above HG's location.

Okay, I've got a plan. Zapdos, start spitting out electricity at those modminions! Now, let's do this! Zapdos, begin to descend.

*SS jumps off of Zapdos and lands in front of HG*

Now, Chandelure, I choose you!

...Um, I'm honestly not sure what I'm meant to do with this...

[Draghost999]

757. ...

This war...

...has to end.

SS, quick transmission!

You know what you're doing, but once you get to HG with help, he is getting a 2-day leave after any full recovery that can be made. I understand his condition after his quick transmission. This war is tedious, and I'm going to declare a decision and organize a new unit. The Modmins will not get the legendaries. They won't. And we ourselves don't need to make sure of that. In 2 hours, just 2 hours, we'll have the Modmins wavering toward surrender. Just 2 hours after my meeting. I promise. There will be an end to this war...

And nobody cares anymore that Joeno is online. Not anymore.

[SirBlaziken]

758, HG sends another message, "Use the fire pokemon and have it keep a steady stream of fire concentrated on me to combat the energy loss, then use another pokemon to hod the modmins off."

[lugia95]

759. Zapdos, cover me! Chandelure, keep a steady stream of fire concentrated on HG!

TCS, I hope you're right. There have been too many injuries in this war, and if it doesn't end soon, I fear that some deaths will be unavoidable.

[SirBlaziken]

760, Hoenn Guardian is able to help moltres! Guys, The modmins are after Mew Mewtwo and Arceus!

[lugia95]

761. Is there no end to this war? TCS, please be right.

[SirBlaziken]

732, Hoenn Guardian here, this is right, we need to stop this! HG then falls to his knees and collapses.

[lugia95]

733. Get up soldier. It may seem like there is no end in sight, but we have to trust TCS and continue fighting. I'm going to go find Mewtwo. I'd advise you to do likewise.

[SirBlaziken]

734, Hoenn Guardian here, I get up and decide to go after Mew, despite the General's orders.

[lugia95]

735. SS here, I believe that I have tracked down Mewtwo's signal. I'm standing in front of a dark cave, where the signal has lead me to. Wish me luck, I'm going in.

[SirBlaziken]

736, Hoenn Guardian is using his psychic powers to think of a plan of action.

[lugia95]

767. (How did we manage to jump back thirty and then have no-one pointing it out for this long?)

SS here, I'm sorry. I was in too much of a rush, and I didn't see them coming. They got me. I've been captured.

[Draghost999]

768. Soldier, can you hold in for an hour?! Just an hour, one hour... one hour, is when from now my promise is kept... Just an hour... Hell will sweep the modminions off their feet...

[lugia95]

769. I will try my best. They've taken all my Pokemon, and my radio's battery is too low to call for more. In short, I'm not in the best of situations.

[Draghost999]

770. The hour has passed and...


The important Modmins I've met at the meeting, are dead.

Now I'll tell you what happened and how the meeting went.

We sat down to discuss, but it wouldn't have been so formal and kind if I hadn't come in disguise as a modminion general. The discussion was heated, and I heard plenty of antimemberlandism*. The discussion later dragged on, so we decided to have a drink. I'd volunteered to make the drinks in another room and pass them around. I had come with the plans of snatching a high-ranking Modmin into the shadows and escape with him, but the drinking was a better opportunity. So while I was making the drinks, I poisoned them. I wanted it to look like a coincidence when I got the only safe drink, so I lined them up between my fingers to make sure I'd get the right one. In 5 hours, the Modmins keeled over in their chairs. Most of them. I spared Phil, one of the most important Modmins, and sent him to a high-security Memberland jail. I'm telling you that many important modmins are now dead, and one of the most prominent is captured. This means that I didn't even have to use violence. The Modominion must be on its knees. If I've captured and killed their leaders, they are vulnerable and pathetic. I heard Modminions don't care when one is separated from the group. But this time, they will care, because the Modmins I've captured are their only military hope-- their fathers, the real people. They have to surrender. I've pushed them this far so sneakily and suddenly and I'm threatening to kill. I told you we would win the war; how can the Modmins reconcile from this silent massacre? They won't, not before they surrender. I have Phil in captivity and the Modminions are pliable now because I can threaten to execute their last hope.

HG, you may search for Mew if you wish. But I've given you an edge with how I caught the Modmin Army off guard poisoning their overlords and capturing the last. They must negotiate.

You see, soldiers? This is how you fight a war! With poison under secrecy, poison!