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You know you've played too much pokemon when

you turn on the radio expecting to hear buena's password.

you ask your mom to make you cinnabar volcano burgers.

you water trees and expect them to attack.

you run into a burnt building and try finding three cats.

you ask the grocery store clerk if they have any moomoo milk or ragecandybars.

you go on myspace.com and sign up, only to figure out you can't store things on it.

you fail to realize your dad's existence.

you think every cow is a miltank; every bull is a tauros; every cat is either a persian or a delcatty; every dog is either a granbull or mightyena; every fish is either a seaking or carvhana. and so on.