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move: superleer
same as leer only 5000000000x stronger.
sprites eyes get HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE and the opponents become permanently shiny

yaaaaaaaaaaaay

go to the Under in Colloseum and bash the gc controller. HARD. congrats, you can no longer move!
>udiedonclassicmario theme<

D/P(/Platinum maybe??!)
Call your FEMALE character DonnaN. Go to the Pkmn mansion and shout at the maid standing by the RIGHTMOST door. She will move and punch the one on the farthest left. Leave, and a fortune teller will shout 'zippi zippi aylulu turn right!!!'. Go back in. If you go left, you meet Time Lord Trainer Doctor. If you go right, you will get the cool poketch app ZiP!!1!. You now have a cool zip that you can do and undo on the touch screen for fun! To recap! Left room= enterable TARDIS and meetable Doctor. (If you go right he goes away.) Right room= app on floor.
YOU CAN'T COME BACK EVER IF YOU GO WITH THE DOCTOR!!

Viva las Randomness! Viva viva viva!!!
Ranger: Go to the bit of Sekra outside Snorlax's cave and shout 'Letz go JAPANEEEEEZY!' (no racism intended whatsoever) and you will be playing this newfangled Ranger sequel.

[That's funny, Milk. I laughed...out loud.]

That's funny, Milk. I laughed...out loud.

Are ya being sarcastic? I can't tell since we're technically talking in titles. If you're not being sarky, being random comes naturally to me. If you are, I'm used to it. Also, I take requests; I'll try to be random about whatever you want. Sarcasm or no sarcasm.

cool.

Use flash in Canalave Gym and there will be a rumble and a spooky caption saying 'A mysterious thing happeneds?!?'.
You will come out underwater if you leave, and the first pokemon in your party, unless you have a water/part-water type or a Pikachu, will have Dive as their 5th move. There are loads of spooky captions under Sinnoh, the best being:

Location -- Caption
Under Floaroma -- 'Mmmz there is sweet smell up dere ^...yummeh.'
Under Mt. Coronet -- 'We is unda carrot mountain! Let'z danse wiv da cheez!'

what is this Flareth pokemon? What does it look like???

Palkia. 

Do the above. Then the one above that. Then do all of the other D/P cheats. By the time you finish, and if it is done correctly, you have died! If not, try again until you do.

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D/P
To obtain CHEESEBURGER

Go to Canalave Library and sing- ahem, 'sing'- Crazy Frog's Axel F into the microphone LOUDLY and you will get kicked out. 
Try to go into someone's house. You will be booted out.
Byron rides into you on a pony and you end up in the Harbour Inn. 
Go to the local Gym. Byron walks into you.
You fall onto the floor.
He says that he is turning the Gym into a McDonalds. 
AND you get HALF PRICE!!! 
So you go in. They've sold out of EVERYTHING!
BUT YOU WANT YOUR CHEESEBURGER BAD!!!!!!
So you go on a rampage.
And you get all money off everything. ???
Yes, everything!
Go back in. McByrons has Cheeseburgers in. BUY ONE!!!
At last! Your Cheeseburger! 
But...
It's trying to KILL YOU!!!
Yeah!

All right then, I won't tell you to battle it and beat it.
CHEESEBURGER:
Bun Lv.100
Bun Lv.100
Cheese Lv.100
Meat Lv.100
Gherkin Lv.100
Ketchup o' DOOM Lv.100
When you beat it, you can eat it! 
(Sorry, but that rhyme was unintentional AND unavoidable.)

need I say more?

Pokemon Snap (N64, not this newfangled Nintendo Toilet rubbish)
Take a photo of Lapras 100000 times and it will take you to DA DETH PITT O DOOOOOM where you take photos of evil pokes

whatever. a friend recommended it by relentlessly singing it. right.

Pokemon Twilight (4.1) (yeah, download it NOW [4.1.2])
Go to Skyville and beat the Gym Leader. In the text box type 'Ya rly Im interested' and he will reply 'BORDERLINE!! XXXD' He will follow you to the boderline and take that little blue-haired kid across. You'll get P24,999. Go back to Skyville and type the same thing as earlier in front of the house for sale and it will collapse. Harley will appear and say 'Nice to handle, nice to hold, if you break it, I say sold!'. You pay her the money that John gave you. You turn into Sora and go to Prof. Aspen's brain where there is nothing except for lots of wild Proti!!!

Have ya seen the YouTube Harry Potter Puppet Pals vid 'Mysterious Ticking Noise'? It rox

PBR (although I don't own it yet)

Do a random Wifi battle with just the Electrivire and Magmortar that you can get from that game to keep (it must be those two and nothing else) and WIN. Send the M and E down to the DS (it must be diamond on a blue or silver REGULAR DS, not lite). Defeat Cynthia and go to the Hallowed Tower. You will fall down it. If you come back out, you will discover that you fell through a portal and are now trapped in Johto! Hahaha. Where do you appear? The Slowpoke Well! And you can fly anywhere but Slowpoke Well will be marked as 'Home' on the map. You live there now! And you can't access Bebe's PC or battle using 4th gen pokemon, even if they're inactive in battle and remain in your party. be careful, and you MIGHT enjoy it.

OMG it works!  ;Dsarcasminafriendlywayifthatispossible

D/P Defeat the mascot legendary and catch Giratina. From then on the game will load as Pokemon Girasol (if Diamond) and Pokemon Opal (if Pearl)

D/P
Go to Arceus with a Chatot only in your party (and have it's Chatter make it say 'Dogyoddoggyunnn!') and activate Chatter just before you have to battle Arceus. He/She/It will reply 'Dododododoggyyyyyyy!! Dodoggyun!' then Mesprit will appear and say 'Kyauuun' and make Uxie appear and say 'Xieee!' to make Azelf appear and say 'SHADDUP! YOU IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE! YOU! HERE IS ALL LEGENDS!!! NOW SHUT DEM UP!!!'

Then, all of the legendary pokemon will go into your PC and they are clones of original ones and amongst them are the three Godesses from Zelda. You must now fight Arceus, Uxie and Mesprit using a team of only Chatot and Azelf. You can't use items. If you lose, you have to do it ALL again. If you win, you get a Cursed Plate. As you can guess, it makes Arceus the ??? type. It will say on it: That which does not exist now belongs to the bearer of this text...

In other words, it means you have collected a non-existant item. Well done.

cool, cool and cool.

D/P
When Dialga/Palkia appears, shout into the mike as loud as you can 'CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and the legendary will become Giratina. Catch it immediately (because it is invincible but can be caught in any ball first time and won't let you flee), and have it in your party. Go to where Roark was in Oreburgh mine and press A on the wall above you. You will be attacked by the legendary Shiny Invisible Bulbasaur! Catch it and have a team of legendaries, beat a Wild Wobbuffet and all of your legendaries will become Magikarps! Haha! But what's this? They try to become Gyarados? Nope, when they evolve, they become noodles, which the character then automatically eats. HA, HA!