You're banned!

[master1]

Thou art banned because- Hark! Gaze upon yonder window!

*Superman bursts through a window and saves Richie from burning*

[PokeSurfer]

Yay! You're banned because my Pikachu's hypnotism worked! I meant for you to talk old-fashioned like. I got the idea from 1794mew. Now, what you should do...

[1794mew]

Your banned for claiming I gave you an idea. I don't even give myself ideas. And if you dare say it was your pikachu I'm gonna take your pikachu and see if it can learn a new move:

'Free falling without a parachute'

[master1]

You're banned for threatening the safety of Pkmn.Net's new ruler!
_  _
@.@

*Kneels down and licks the floor*

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because you can't retaliate and it makes me feel better. But I'm not a bad person.

[Eevee Kid]

You're banned because I can retaliate.

[master1]

You're banned because Pikachu doesn't like it when you retaliate. *restrains you*

[Eevee Kid]

You're banned for restraining me 

[+anima: Cooro]

you're banned because....uh....um.... *jumps out window*

[-Cora-]

You're banned for not realising you're on the first floor of the building. #_#

[master1]

You're banned because I have no memory of the last fourteen-or-so hours and have a Pikachu carved into my arm and I blame you for no good reason.

[-Cora-]

You're banned because it wasn't me! But I get blamed for things all the time..

[1794mew]

You're banned because me and my football team just lost the 'insert word here' final of the 7 aside football tournement at school.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because you put 'Insert word here' into your post. Now...

(\__/)   (\__/)
( O.o)  (='.'=)
( >< )  (")_(") I want chocolate cake!

[1794mew]

You're banned because:
A) We don't have chocolate cake
B) You didn't realise the 'Insert Word Here' was there as this is a forum for anyone 3 years or older