Create Imaginative Fake Cheats!

[IWasHereOnce]

HG/SS:
Go to Newbark town with a Snorlax in your first party position,Lugia in the second,Ho-oh third,and a Charizard fourth.Talk to your mom.She will say
"Those are quite the impressive pokemon.Let's celebrate!"
Your house will be filled with balloons and you get a pizza.
PIZZA: Useable item. Fully heals one pokemon,and gives it a defense upgrade.8 uses.

Then your house is mowed down to make way for a glorious tractor factory.
Such is life in Johto.

[Simirror]

How to get a game over. NO BLACKING OUT! HG/SS
get blacked out by the elite four 5 times. on the fifth, you will get a beta game over screen.

edrfsafdsafgcdfmnbg.

[progartpkmn98]

To upgrade your platinum to heartgold:

Restart your game.
choose piplup
catch 2 bidoofs.
release piplup
beat game with only 2 bidoofs
(note: doesn't work if you evolve bidoofs)
beat elite 4
save your game.
count to 5 and turn off (while gamesave screen is on)
you're in heartgold with shiny legendaries.

and oh you have 2 bidoofs.

[ParaSky]

D/P/P/HG/SS
Save your game 100 times in a row at the pokemon center in eterna city or azalea town.
You will then get a message saying to check your PC.
In it,you will find A Aveeon.
See this  http://pkmn.net/forums/index.php?topic=87779.msg2093895#new

[Awkward Squirtle]

that link is to this page...

[Cyrus Shadowclaw]

Ooh, ooh! I has one!

To get Pan (the pancake from A Pancake Dream, my crazy story), follow the following steps.
1: do the Gigalypuff glitch in SSBB.
2: IMMEDIATELY attach a GBA-GC cable and a copy of Pokemon Emerald.
3: a text box will come up saying 'Do you want a Gigalypuff?' say Yes.
4: take it to the Sky Tower.
5. Pan the Pancake would like to fight? Say No, and chuck a Master Ball.
6. You caught Pan, at level 384!

[Hahex and Oshawott]

have a full party of magikarps all level 100 and make them use all of their splashes until they're all out of pp. your pc box will then have every single pokemon (including all the unowkns) in the game, all level 100, 31 ivs, maxed out evs and the best moveset for apropriate pokemon as appointed by the person who makes the top of wifi battle tower.
this will not work if any of the magikarps know any other move apart from splash. you also have to use this against cynthia in pokemon pearl. if you do this is diamond or platinum, then your save will crash. if you lose against cynthia, or even one of your magikarps die, then your cartridge will blow up

[Gintoki]

1. Have a lv.1 shiny magikarp at the front of your party (must be legaly hatched from an egg in heart-gold only)
2. Talk to the fishing guru in Kanto.
3. The guru will tell you that you sure know how to fish and will give you the shiny rod, a fishing rod that only hooks shiny pokemon!.

[ZombieSteven]

Oooh...I know one!
1.Purchase a Nintendo 3DS
2.Play Pokemon White/Black and finish the game.
3.Snap your 3DS into half.

You just destroyed your 3DS.lol

[President Hawkeye]

This one is called 'Every Trainer is a Nugget' cheat...
HGSS

1. Save the game in Goldenrod City (anywhere will do)
2. Register the Old Rod in the item inventory
3. Get the Magnet Train to Saffron
4. Fly to Pewter City Pokemon Center and then walk one step forward
5. You will then automatically use the Old Rod
6. If you fail to snag a pokemon with the rod, reset the game... If you snag a pokemon, defeat it (you will notice that the exp. points you recieve will be a negative value. This is OK as it doesn't technically lower your pokemons EXP)
7. The Start menu will kick in and click Bag... every item in your 'item' pocket of your bag will have changed to a nugget
8. Exit the Start menu and walk to the meteorites near Mt. Moon.
9. The first pokemon you battle should be a glitchy Jigglypuff, capture it.
10. For some reason every trainer in the overworld appears as an item ball, which can be picked up. They all contain nuggets.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

The Weird Cheat for D/P

1. Get an Action Replay.
2. Ditch the lame walk through walls cheat already on there and get a different one.
3. Restart your game.
4. Walk sideways
5. Keep walking
6. You will come to a house
7. Inside the house is a huge fat man.
8. He will want to battle you.
9. He has 6 lvl. 100 Missing No.s
10. Once you defeat him, he will give you all his Missing No.s, then teleport you back to your room.
11. Your game will now crash.
12. HAHAHA!!!!!

[1794mew]

In Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver enter Remoraid into the bug catching contest and catch yourself a Scyther, name the Scyther "Clive" and place him in Box 18 on his own. Leave him for 2 weeks without using your game at all, after the two weeks turn your game on and place the Remoraid in the box with Scyther. Leave the game over night and turn it on again. You're Remoraid will be gone and your Scyther will be holding "Sushi Leftovers" which will restore 3x as much health per turn as normal Leftovers

[ParaSky]

Eat cake while playing HG/SS. You get every pokemon at lvl 100 in your box with the best moveset, attacks, abilites and nature.

[Awkward Squirtle]

But the cake is a lie!

[SilverHeartStar]

In HG/SS:
Play as a boy character. Use no Pokemon in battle other than your starter, you may catch HM Slaves but DO NOT use them or else this glitch won't work. As soon as you can, catch Ho-Oh (HG) or Lugia (SS). Then defeat the Elite Four 5 times.
Go to the Bell Tower/Whirl Islands where you caught Ho-Oh/Lugia. Talk to your starter following you, and it will say "[POKEMON'S NAME HERE] appears to be paranoid about something". Then, Rena Ryugu will appear in a wild encounter. She will automatically use Guillotine, instantly killing your starter. Since your HM slaves are too weak to battle, you are now helpless. Rena swiftly kills your character with her cleaver. You will automatically start a new game.