Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

[CrimsonalCore]

Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon (Even Pokemon characters, place, etc. too. :3) joke with mother, though. :3

I'll start...

Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.

GO!!

[Shaymin]

yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Yo Momma's so fat, she makes snorlax look Anorectic.

[CrimsonalCore]

yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model.

LOL. XD

Yo momma so ugly, Ditto can't transform into yo momma.

[Spinda]

Yo momma so ugly, even Feebas has to divert its eyes.

[Awkward Squirtle]

Yo mama is Jynx. End of.

[Tom™]

^Racist

You momma so fat, she beat Munchlax in the eating contest




uh did I do that right?
Bah, I suck. http://bit.ly/7yTOdd


I swear to god draghost, if you start going on about "TOM SAID BLAH THE HELL BLAH", I'mma shove my foot up yo' ass. Now hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin evrbody out heya.

[ShiraBliss]

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a green coat people shout out 'SNORLAX!!!'

[Specstile]

In soviet russia, jynx rides you!
Yo mamas so fat, she evolved.

[porygonpolygon777]

yo momma so fat that she even made groudon piss his pants!!(if he wore any)

[THE ARBITER]

your moma so ugly arceus blew up the world

[Skyler and Blazer]

Yo Mama so ugly she made Slaking stop loafing around!

[ShiraBliss]

Yo momma so ugly, Regigigas forgot he had Slow Start and RAN

[Awkward Squirtle]

Yo mama so stupid she used skill swap on a Slaking.

[Dragonpika]

Yo momma's so easy, you just turn on the charm-and-er pants fall off..