Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

Started by CrimsonalCore, August 31, 2010, 09:16

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CrimsonalCore

Yo mama's ass is so scary, she giving Darkrai a nightmare~

Thanks Richard and Zak for the awesome Chao Palkia & DawnxRilley~
"Bleh! Sounds like a lotta work to me. I think I'll pass, I'd rather play, and I'll ask for help when I get stuck!" - Konata Izumi

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spritey

Yo mama so big, Groudon yelped like a puppy and scurried away.

EMPIRE

yo mama so ugly, smeargle went to paint her but the best he could do was paint a trubbish!

Shaymin

yo momma so dead they can't even ressurect her fossil!

...that was bad




lugia95

Yo momma so old, she used to have a pet Kabutops.

Backsauce

yo mama so ugly she looks like you and your stunfisk making out, but when stunfisk leaves she's gonna look even uglier!
Hey! You! Get outta my pasta! >:U

spritey

Yo mama so skinny, she's as slim as Leftovers.

Backsauce

yo mama so old, she fought a Kabutops for food.
Hey! You! Get outta my pasta! >:U

spritey

Yo mama so hairy, she has Caterpies living in her armpits.

CrimsonalCore

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes Jynx beautiful~

Thanks Richard and Zak for the awesome Chao Palkia & DawnxRilley~
"Bleh! Sounds like a lotta work to me. I think I'll pass, I'd rather play, and I'll ask for help when I get stuck!" - Konata Izumi

White Friend Code(Trade, please!) 1334 7007 1089

lugia95

Yo momma so fat, grass knot is fatal to her.

Backsauce

Yo momma so stupid, it grabbed onto a Pidgeot and jumped off a building roof. Yo momma stupid because yo momma so fat that Pidgeot couldn't lift her up.
Hey! You! Get outta my pasta! >:U

spritey

Yo mama so stupid, she topped a Jynx's hair with marinara sauce and ate it off bald like actual pasta.

Infernalbird

Yo Momma so fat, Wailord mistook her for one of its own kind.
 
 And remember kids, Don't take life seriously. No one gets out alive.

spritey

Yo mama so weird, she thought Deoxys was attractive.