You're banned!

[Matty Cahill]

You're banned for banning me for claiming a ban button doesn't exist when it clearly does :<

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Your banned for not making any sense

[Reshurott Inferno]

you're banned for being in a "NO ANIMALS ALLOWED" zone.

BTW, humans ARE animals, ya know? We're mammals, which means we're somewhat related to whales and dogs and stuff.

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned for being a hypocrite.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're banned for saying that I'm banned.

[spritey]

You're banned for everything about your profile.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're banned because you have NO LIFE.

[Shaymin]

you're banned because i need breakfast.

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned for healing that person who was obviously a disguised Spy. And pretending that you didn't know they were, indeed, a Spy.

[Shaymin]

You're banned because you didn't kill that Spy. How was I supposed to know he was a Spy, hmm? What am I, the Ubermensch?

^{oh wait...}

[Gusparce]

You are banned for posting before me! 

[Dracoandy666]

Your banned for having a sig that's too cool =]

[TrickTester]

You're banned for being draco Andy instead of malfoy! Nice change though

[helenoftroy]

You're banned for being the biggest teaser on this whole site. Cosplay/furry? we only have your word for it (and a couple of pics )
Of course, there is nothing wrong with fantasy. 

[spritey]

You're banned for breaking the site rules that you are supposed to follow.