A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

[spritey]

the bottom of a deep lake. Then they realized they couldn't breath and they died. Then, a fisherman caught something on his hook and reeled it in...

[Kona]

Only to find a talking sandwich. The sandwich pulled out a...

[spritey]

bin of mayonnaise, and smeared it on itself and then jumped into the fisherman's mouth, hoping to be eaten. Suddenly, the fisherman began to choke...

[Skarmory8]

on his own tongue. I the excitement he'd confused the sandwich with his tongue. The fisherman fell into the lake, where a siberian tiger...

[Spriter]

Said "Hello, you drown?" Thy fisherman fell further down and then...

[spritey]

got sucked into a portal that led to another world. The fisherman was stranded and...

[Kona]

... soon saw a sphere floating around screaming 'SSSSPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE'

The fisherman picked up the sphere, storing it in his inventory. He then decided to...

[Hahex and Oshawott]

blow up because he was in space and that meant pressure and stuff didnt work properly. His guts and insides went flying everywhere and his still beating heart landed on...

[spritey]

a secret switch. The switch activated the portal back to the regular world. However, the world was...

[Kona]

Ruled by a demonic ice cream cone and everyone wore silly hats saying 'I <3 the Scoop'. The beating heart hit the ice cream cone and angered it. It then...

[spritey]

melted. It melted into...

[Skarmory8]

dust. (don't ask) My friend Jim coughed on the dust, which made him...

[Kona]

Burst into song, singing Friday by Rebecca Black. His bad rendition caused...

[Skarmory8]

Five explosions. The explosions caused a temporal hole and the Doctor stepped out. He said...

[Kona]

'Sup brotha. Wanna dance to 'dis sick music bruv?'

Admiral Ackbar heard this, and replied with '...