A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

[Skarmory8]

Because NOTHING knows the square root of 64. Chuck Norris went back to his limo, picked it up and...

[spritey]

suddenly was rammed over by a black limo. Someone stepped out of the limo...

[Spriter]

...(Michael Jackson) stepped out of the Limo and performed Thriller, but there was a problem because...

[spritey]

the audience liked "Smooth Criminal" better. They rose up and chased after Michael Jackson as an angry mob...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Then, he stopped and Started singing Black or White and Changed Colour from White to Black and then to White and then Gradually turned grey and died again. So the mob decided to track down Justin Bieber Instead.

[Skarmory8]

Justin Bieber then arrested Eagle Eye 101 le anglais patrat

for his meanness to Michael Jackson

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Eagle Eye 101 then decided he would fight back. He escaped from his cell and beat up all the guards, it was going so well but then he ran into Justin again. Both of them pulled out a pistol and shot.... But Justin was the one who fell. Eagle fled the area and wasn't seen again. Then, he was tracked down by the police 3 weeks later and was found hiding out in Texas, in a rundown old saloon...

[Dracoandy666]

Which seemingly, was haunted and the spirits (Ghosts, not alcohol though it would be relevant to =p) didn't take to kindly to Eagle barging in on them and scared him away. Only to be met by...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

The BIEBERNATOR. With a new robotic laser eye, he started to shoot rays at Eagle, he did flips out of the way, but then, Eagle got hit. He lay there with the BIEBERNATOR Approaching. He looked to the side and saw a pistol, but realised that the BIEBERNATOR was invincible. So wounded, he dragged himself over to the water tap and threw it all over the BIEBERNATOR. He Exploded but Eagle was still wounded, so he needed help....

[Skarmory8]

Meanwhile, I met my mum and gave her a cup of coffee for her breakfast

[ShiraBliss]

- Thing is, though, I completely forgot that she is allergic to coffee mugs! So, before she could put the deathly mug of evil to her lips...

[OranBerrySandvich]

Captain Falcon PAWNCHED it out of her hands in the way the Captain Falcon does. This only had the effect of...

[spritey]

spilling coffee all over her apron. She yelled and literally kicked Captain Falcon out of the house. Captain Falcon then...

[Skarmory8]

Got filled with needles by my mum, who'd turned into Sheik. Sheik used her chain to...

[spritey]

tie a nearby pedestrian to a tree. The person then said...