ask a stupid question...

[CAPITAL BETA]

Because carrots are orange.

Why are carrots orange?

[blake.]

because of the chemical called carotene which gives the carrot the orange colour

also, sometime ago, carrots used to be white and brown and stuff, but then some dutch people decided to make a tribute to some other dutch guy with orange in his name by growing orange carrots... people seemed to be partial to the hue, so it stuck?



magnets, how do they work?

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

really strong sticky notes.

why is my computer black?

[Shadow Lykan™]

Because it isn't red

What actually is a Hiccup?

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

Hiccups are the result of an involuntary, spasmodic contraction of the diaphragm followed by the closing of the throat.

Hiccups are one of the most common, but thankfully mildest, disorders to which humans are prey. Virtually everyone experiences them at some point, but they rarely last long or require a doctor's care. Occasionally, a bout of hiccups will last longer than two days, earning it the name "persistent hiccups." Very few people will experience intractable hiccups, in which hiccups last longer than one month.

A hiccup involves the coordinated action of the diaphragm and the muscles that close off the windpipe (trachea). The diaphragm is a dome-shaped muscle separating the chest and abdomen, normally responsible for expanding the chest cavity for inhalation. Sensation from the diaphragm travels to the spinal cord through the phrenic nerve and the vagus nerve, which pass through the chest cavity and the neck. Within the spinal cord, nerve fibers from the brain monitor sensory information and adjust the outgoing messages that control contraction. These messages travel along the phrenic nerve.

Irritation of any of the nerves involved in this loop can cause the diaphragm to undergo involuntary contraction, or spasm, pulling air into the lungs. When this occurs, it triggers a reflex in the throat muscles. Less than a tenth of a second afterward, the trachea is closed off, making the characteristic "hic" sound.

     
what is the man eating?

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

(Activate bad french accent) he ate YOUR MOTHER!

Starlight,
Can you give me the fame?
Can you hurl me the game?

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

no, i cant. im sorry.

do you like waflles?

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

WELLYAIGISSAHBUYERWASINYERTIMNOUTRANSLATINTHISRUBIS!

What happens when you turn your boombox to double base?

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

you eat a banana and your house falls down.

do you like pancakes?

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

please reference section 3.7 of the treat rulebook, for there thou shall find thoust answer.

Do ya like french toast?

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

^shoot i was gonna say that......


well, i do.
uhm........... do you eat?

[Spriter]

Yes, I eat ROFLCopters.

Hey you! Yeah you! Wanna cookie?

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

if it looks and tastes as it were a blue gummi


how hot is it outside? 92 deegrees F here

[Shadow Lykan™]

it's about 12 or 13 degrees where I live

pepsi max?

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

yes!!!!!!!!!!

bananas, non?