If you could have one Pokemon in Real life, what would it be?

[Char-char]

for sure i would want a tropius
if i needed to get somewhere fast i could ride him
if there was something high up that i couldnt reach tropius could use vine whip
if it has to be first gen charizard
charizard could start a fire in the cold, but ducklett would be cool too
ducklett is a troll of a pokemon in the show, could help me get things that are up high, and water the plants and is a duck which makes it all the more cooler
although rotom would be cool because if my computer was acting slow rotom could help
rotom could power up any electronic
and rotom like ducklett is a troll
but so is gengar and he would probably be the best troll
definitly tropius charizard rotom ducklett or gengar CASE CLOSED

[Pokemon Trainer Red]

if i had to choose I'd probably pick joltik so it can sit on my shoulder wherever i go. Small, cute, chicks dig that, right?

[Deep♚Black♚Zekrom]

Treeko mostly because he's my first pokemon plus he's badass

[kr9q]

Yanma. If there was a game Yanma should be the starter for it.

[The last sheikah]

Snorlax because he's a big cute pillow. :3
... Let's ignore that I have to feed him...

[Mondo Oowada]

Rampardos would be a nice bodyguard and a sweet ride. But then there's Zoroark. It could impersonate my worst enemy and frame him for terrible stuff.  That would be great! Oh, but Tropius! I would love to fly one to school every day, plus, I love bananas! Dewott isn't too big, AND it has weapons. That's a plus! Monferno and I are both really energetic, so I bet we would get along well! Smeargle and I both LOVE art, so that's great!

So I have to decide from one of these:
Rampardos
Zoroark
Tropius
Dewott
Monferno
Smeargle

...I CAN'T DECIDE!

[Jake & Infernape]

probably drayden i mean oshawott so i could see it evolve twice.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

girantina
i get to go in this whole different world
nobody there to annoy me to death
thats the life

[Ya-Yah]

I don't know myself, but my mum said Mewtwo - her knowledge of pokemon is limited.   

[bojangle387]

Wow, you guys all have really different, interesting opinions.
I'm gonna have to re-think having an Eevee. o_o

[leaderProxima]

gengar. That sneaky bugger would help me in all sorts of ways *demented laugh*

[Richard and Blaziken]

Pikachu! I would be just like Ash and we would be awesome!1!!!11

...No. >:|

[Legacy]

Pikachu! I would be just like Ash and we would be awesome!1!!!11

I'd totally be up for that!1!!!11

...No. >:|

...Oh. >:|

[Redlion516]

Definitely entei.  Without a doubt.

[Enigma]

mine changes all the time. Today, it is Zigzagoon.

Could you /imagine/ cuddling one of them? <3333