Send-A-Message Thread

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear -,
I used to think you were cool. I used to think we could be friends, that you were just misunderstood, and that I could help reach out. But you've shown me your true colours. You're an arrogant, whiney, self-centered, attention-seeking idiot who I now cannot tolerate. We were supposed to work on that project together, share laughs, and become bros of the highest calibre. But now... That's all changed. Don't ever say sorry, don't ever try and console me on a bad day again, because your words mean nothing to me now. Just... Just crawl back to the hole you came from, and take your laughably pathetic obsession with that peson with you.
Signed,
The person who wanted to be friends, but now hates your guts.

Dear Self,
Think before you insult someone. Your words may describe you more than them.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear Soldiertoise

You just completely said what I was going to say!

Umbreon

Dear ~_~

Your not the only thing that matters, I'm usually really vicious when it comes down to arguments, if you knew how I usually am you really would have held back on the petty insult, never said the world revolved around me, infact whenever your there, It revolves around you... I told your friend I liked you, he promised not to tell you, I don't care anymore, you turned out to be an over aggressive girl, I was trying to help, you treated me like crap, in a class with 0 real friends, making new ones was the top of my priority, you were annoyed with me for something I had no idea I did, and then when I asked what I did wrong and told you what I think... BAM you just became a uber cow...

You didn't even act your age, let alone like an adult, you have problems, so do I, you treat me like crap when I try to help... Well at the end of the day, screw you.

I have a feeling you might check on here, even if you do, my opinion won't change, tried looking out for someone over than myself for once, and pow, this is how you react?

Were stuck together for atleast 2 years... The least you could have done is been friendlier, tried to show a little heart and this is how you act.
Good samaritan eh?

Umbreon

[sans the skeleton]

Dear T,

I've been your best friend since 2006.

Please take off the mask and show me your true colors so we can actually talk.

Internet exchange jargon drive me up the walls. uoy evol I.

Love,
J

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Please make up your mind <3

[Kpyna]

nick,

i really really like you. i feel like youre pretty off and on with your feelings for me and i guess its just making me unsure. i mean, one day you say to me under your breath, probably not meaning for me to hear, that i was gonna go to semi with you. then the next day you weren't acting the same. did you bail on me that fast? idk i guess im just scared of my chance dying. i seriously would date you so hard, and cuddle so you so bad you wouldn't be able to walk the next day. fo sho

~liz

nathan,

i just wanted to let you know that i love you. not like that, but you're one of my best friends and it kills me whenever you're upset. i know i can't really straight up say that i love you because we're exes and well, i feel like thats kinda weird, but its true... also seriously let me give you a keyboard, you need one if you wanna graduate senior year this time.

-liz

[OranBerrySandvich]

Self,
It's an anime. Yes, the ending was one of the most emotional you've experienced in pretty much anything, but you have to pull yourself together!
The Sensible Part of the Brain

[Catstorm]

@above you sound like me when my consciousness takes sides except mine is worse and i have like 3 me's arguing about my bedtime


anyway...

Dear person,

In case you haven't noticed, I tend to place my head in my hands and utter a groan of frustration when you ask me a question or tell me to draw something. Basically, your tone and attitude make it sound very condescending and/or mocking even though it is VERY heavily covered up. Talking to me is not advised; please avoid stressing me out as I've already got things to think about. asdfjkl;

-that weird person who draws pokemon and reads a book by some guy called tolkien

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear -----------,
I hate you, everybody bloody does! The few people that can actually tolerate your inane idiocy and miniscule capacity for any sort of rational thought, are probably facepalming as they realise their mistake. Just get out, never return, because quite frankly, we've all had enough of you. You're young and have problems, but hat's no excuse for how moronic and annoying you are. I don't care what you have to say on this, nobody likes you, nobody loves you, you're going to die alone and unloved, and I'll be partying when it finally happens.
Mr. I've-had-enough-of-your-crap.

Note to self: Research creative and classily angry-sounding ways of ranting at imbeciles.

Dear --------,
You're no better than ---- is. While I don't hate you as passionately, your face is still on my (metaphorical) dartboard.

Dear Friends,
Thanks for not being a bunch of gormless twonks who don't treat me like dirt. You're pretty much the only people who don't think of me like everyone else in this wretched hellhole - a brainless, easily-angered, weird, geeky crackpot with more than a screw loose. You all somehow make this whole experience slightly bearable, and I won't ever forget that you've all done so.

[Piccolami.]

Dear -,

Come home now plz

Love me~

Dear --,

wow stop being such an idiot, can't you see that no one likes or respects you? also give us the chance to process again, it was good fun.

from me~

Dear Dad,

right I love you but /please/ stop causing massive arguments over /everything/ as it is utterly ridiculous and I am stressed out enough as it is atm!

love your lovely daughter

Dear College Work

please be miraculously done by the time I wake up tomorrow

love me~

[IvanWolf♥]

Dear me,

I don't say this often. At all. Well, in an unsarcastic way anyways.
But you're totally awesome lately.
I'm proud of you right now ;-;

~Me

Dear C,

What!? Really, don't be like that please...
I know you like her but don't be so different. You're not a calm guy.
At all.
So don't act all serious around her. You don't need to, and besides, you can't.
And PS, your laugh sounds like a chipmunk.
But I love your laugh. <3

~Me

[MOP]

Dear MOP
when you can't tell if your memory is of today or yesterday (or the day before that and so on) then its probably about time to do something different.
Love
  MOPpina


Dear MOP (again)
telling yourself on PUK to do something about doing something doesn't count as doing something.
Also learn about commas sometime soon. :/
Love
MOP

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear ----,
I can see through you and your petty lies. I know what you really want, and believe me, I will not give it to you. You will be lucky to get a passing glance from me, even so much as an IOTA of recognition. Tch, what am I saying, if I can make your life a misery, then there's no reason I wouldn't. You DESERVE the problems you face. You DESERVE to be alone. In fact, you should consider this message an honour, as it's one where we're not sugarcoating things, and making you seem like more of a person, rather than the sub-human, insignificant [REDACTED] that we've all come to know and hate. You said some stupid things in the past - I guess change is impossible for a pathetic excuse for a life form like you.

Dear --------,
Don't pretend you're not in on this with the "person" I refer to above. You're still mad, aren't you? Mad that I had that little bout of stupidity, that meant fluff all when it came to it. Yet you cling to it like the parasite you are, not so much as even bothering to recognise the fact I don't care about the event any more, and have moved on with my life. You know, a life - that thing you want, but can't have. It's no wonder, he told you what you needed to improve back then, because you really are an idiot. There is no combination of words in the English language that can ever describe how much I hate you and him - and if there was, it probably wouldn't even be able to be on this site. Just like ----, you deserved to suffer. No, wait, such treatment is too good for you.

Dear Self,
Cripes, keep your hair on. You're making yourself look bad. Well, worse. Just ignore them, they'll walk away with the false belief they've won, while you chortle to yourself, knowing they've unearthed a mountain of fool's gold. You're above them, and you know that, so don't take their bait.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear ~_~

Hehehe were "friends" again I think, now to actually get round to talking to you properly...

[Catstorm]

Dear society,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEUUUUUUUGGHH
oh my gosh everything Asjdiajkdjsakdjsa
-Catstorm

Dear Catstorm,
Seriously? I know that you feel like you can't comprehend the mad amounts of stuff going on and that you don't have words for the feelings you get when things just start happening and that you absolutely hate the idea of schooling right now despite your genius, but internal screaming is not fun for anyone in the brainisphere.

-Distracted Entity

[IvanWolf♥]

I-HATE-YOUR-GUTS-GET-AWAY-FROM-ME-STALKER-I-HATE-YOU-SOOOOO-MUCH
STOP IT. I've told you I don't like you flat out. I've told you I hated you. I mean it so get away from me. I've tried being nice. I'm not going to anymore. Just shut up about all the things you want. I don't care because I hate you and never will like you. It does NOT impress me that you cuss and talk trash about people and that you talk about dirty things. I don't find it funny. I don't care how much you say you love me or my best friend. I hate you. Get away from me. Stop telling all your friends about me, they don't even know me, and they make jokes. Get idiot Spencer to stop yelling at me and teasing me. Stop randomly hugging me. Stop hugging me one, because I HATE YOU, two, because it's gross because of number 1, and 3, because you usually knock me to the ground when you do. Next time you're getting kicked in the balls and thrown into the middle of the street. I'm serious. I've done it once and I'll do it again. Get away from me.
Stop coming to my house so early in the morning. Stop following me everywhere. Stop spreading rumors about me and you (YOU WISH) and stop it all.
STOP IT.
I might seem like I'm going overboard. But I'm not. You're downright creepy and you know it. Stop. STOP.
And, one last thing for you:
I HATE YOUR GUTS. GET AWAY FROM ME. FOREVER WOULD BE NICE.

Thankyou.

~Me