Send-A-Message Thread

[MOP]

Dear Bird
I know you're up to something bird. The look in your eyes says it all.
Suspiciously
MOP

[Clairefable]

Dear 2012

You are the worst year ever. I hate you. Please improve soon because another 8 months like this will kill me.

Dear college bff

I'm really happy for you that you got an interview for Dundee, I really am, because you're super talented and deserve it and will go on to do great things but damn if I'm not sick with jealousy too. Sorry. I know this probably makes me a bad person. D:

Dear *insert sweary words here*

You *are* a bad person. Everyone has flaws and I'm not perfect but you are the worst kind of human being, and one day you will end up a very lonely individual after slowly but surely pushing anyone who's stupid enough to care about away with your thoughtless, selfish behaviour. One day I will take great pleasure in walking out and telling you to delete my number out of your phone, never speak to me, and if we pass each other in the street then I will act like I don't know you. Unfortunately my circumstances do not allow that at the moment so I'm stuck pretending I don't hate your guts. My time will come.

Dear Claire,

Shouldn't you maybe start on your Graded Unit...?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear "A"

Well done, you have shot yourself in the foot. I realise that your trying to keep my game whilst I'm in Scotland and I really don't trust you anymore after realising that.

Also because you have been such an arse recently, I don't want to be "gym buddies" anymore, I know you won't go by yourself, but that's what your going to have to do. Oh, if you actually do convince "J" to start coming to the the gym, I'm just going to start going earlier or later.

Dear "J"

Congratulations! You totally organised something I suggested WE all do without telling me because you feel that I'm imposing on your crush, just face it, he's not gay. Oh, thanks for inviting everyone I asked nobody to invite expecially Matthew, you know he doesn't like me, but hey, you weren't going to invite me anyway.

So yeah, I'm probably going to remove you off my friends on xbox live, that way, your going to have to spend your xbox mornings by yourself and have no one to play Battlefield with and you have no idea how hard it has been to keep in how much I actually dislike you, but hey, I don't have to keep that in anymore.

Oh, and finally, Gareth doesn't like you either, you probably knew that anyway, so please start walking to college by yourself from now on, stop tagging along.

From
         C

Massive angry letter finished along with my ranting.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear Dissertation;
As much as I love you, and I mean well and truly love, please write yourself? Even just a little bit? Or at least.. y'know.. help me write you? You know how awful I am at writing these things. (If you could help me with my Alexandria essay too, it would be greatly appreciated and I would promise to print out all the pictures you want, and all the tables you need <3)

Much love, Me.

Dear The Used,
Why did no one tell me you covered Talking Heads? You have instantly revived my faith in you <3

Dear House,
I want you. Now. Please confirm I can live with you <3

Dear Monty,
I'm sorry.

[Inferna]

Dear g,
oh sorry i'm not clever enough to be a doctor ect. I didn't realise that what i do is going to impact your life?
I know i never got into uni, you didn't have to make such a huge deal over it.
I would rather do something I enjoy than not. Idc that i won't make as money later on but so what.
Also stop putting me off applying for jobs "it's too far away! Bad hours! Crap wages! Your still in school!"
i will be getting MONEY. I can use this to get to work and i'm only in school for another two weeks so hours won't bother me! I could just go on the dole and sit on my ass all day? Oh no you wouldn't want that either!
Face the fact that i want some independence, to earn some money and that it's my life not yours.

love courtney x

[MOP]

Dear All The World
Any vacancies going?
From MOP

Dear nVidia
I was all excited about it before I saw it was just an old one re-branded. Waste my time will you? >:[
From MOP

[Catstorm]

Dear someone,

Please give me a break. I don't want to hear constantly about how you are moving.

-Catstorm

[Sebastian Moran]

Dear Catstorm 
I'm walking into the kitchen now 
-M 
 

[sylar]

dear catstorm

im shifting slightly in my chair because my legs have fallen asleep

john

[Catstorm]

Dear above two posters,

Very funny.

-Catstorm

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

dear catstorm

wasnt their humour wacky enough for you

- X.

[Catstorm]

Dear xhanatos

Their verbal irony burns my delicate corneas

-Catstorm

(but really this person wouldn't shut up about how they are packing up and about finances and DON'T TALK TO ME I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED ABOUT HOW YOU ARE TAKING MY BEST BRO TOO)

[Spriter]

Dear everyone,

Leave the Catstorm alone XD
Ninja Cats won't like you for it.

From me.

Dear the very mysterious N,

Is flirting your hobbie?

From me. Again.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Dear Kris,
why are you being so distant? Are you annoyed at me?
I didn't mean to do anything and if I did I'm sorry! Give me a chance, its only been a week and 4 days.
I'll see you tomorrow
love Kirsty (chichi ) xx 

[Specstile]

dear everyone who thinks i look like micheal macintyre.
WHAT???