Drop A Pokeball

[SirBlaziken]

The ratatta comes out and I punch it in the face.

As I run away a level ball containing a ferrothorn (glitch) falls out of my pocket.

[Hitmonchu]

It rolls down a cliff and lands in my eye socket. As I struggle to pull it out, I throw up a regular Pokeball with a Level X  in it!

[SirBlaziken]

It's a level X magikarp I roast it and serve it over a bed of rice 

I drop a pokeball with a riolu in it.

[Hitmonchu]

I hit it with a Combusken, and it evolves into your avvy.
I chuck a pokeball with a Hitmonchu in it.

[SirBlaziken]

Chuck Norris pops out instead and proceeds to beat the living heck out of me

A safari ball containing a pikachu rolls out of my pocket and falls off of a cliff.

[Hitmonchu]

It hits the poster below me. 

[SirBlaziken]

Still being beat up by Chuck Norr---  Ow! Screw you too gravity!

A litwick in a dusk ball hits bronyspriter

[Hitmonchu]

what the heck...
I eat it
and throw it up at SB2000.....

[SirBlaziken]

It turns out to be a ditto which turns into chuck norris and duels the other chuck norris

I drop a pokeball with a magikarp in it

[Wolstenholme]

Magikarp lands next to me and I walk away... with caution.

I drop a Master Ball with a level 1 Skitty in it... ooops.

[SirBlaziken]

It pops out and follows me, then it becomes my new pet.

I drop a timer ball with a landorus in it. I caught it in blac---

Look a magikarp! Skitty, we have dinner!

[Hitmonchu]

It falls into my hand.
I press the B button, and see what freak comes out.
It falls on the person below me

[SirBlaziken]

Hah hah! It flies you missed!

I toss a masterball with a milotic and it hits the poster below me

[Hitmonchu]

I fall off a cliff
The ball and me hit the person below me

[SirBlaziken]

Ow! Curse you gravity!!!!

I take a level ball with a drowzee from bronyspriter's pocket and toss it into the woods.