lets count to 100,000,000

[Wolstenholme]

3786. He doesn't have much choice.

[quack98]

3785. That's why we're trying to trick him. God, it's like you haven't been following this conversation at all.

Of course, it's so obvious 

3787

[lugia95]

3788. I'm thinking we should go for the book trick.

[quack98]

3789. I don't even know why you're doing this. Chloe would only claim ownership of me 

[lugia95]

3790. That is true. But I prefer Chloe to Draghost. After all, Chloe has never called me any of us imbeciles.

[quack98]

3791. But I am an imbecile...

[Wolstenholme]

3792. I denied it. If I become the "leader of the pack" as it were, it would all be fair and we'd all tease eachother and be happy and I'd give everyone cuddles and no one would one anyone and more cuddles 

[lugia95]

3793. Okay, Chloe has never called me an imbecile. Therefore she is a better master for you. Don't question my logic.

[Wolstenholme]

3794. I never said anyone was an imbecile! 

[quack98]

3795. Nah, Draghost is alright... He keeps me in line 

[lugia95]

3796. I know, Chloe. But Draghost called everyone an imbecile, including me. Therefore, given you never called me an imbecile, you are a better master. I don't care about anyone else.

[quack98]

3797: may I ask, why am I now an elf?

[lugia95]

3798. Why shouldn't you be an elf?

[Wolstenholme]

3799. He's a house elf

[lugia95]

3800. Can I actually get this milestone without being sniped?

Apparently I can. Yay.