lets count to 100,000,000

[lugia95]

7325. Someone needs to go talk to their maths teacher...

[quack98]

7326. Umm... Why?

[lugia95]

7327. Dick, I can't have sold three halves of my soul to different things.

[quack98]

7328. Why not? 

[lugia95]

7329. Because there can only be two halves.

[quack98]

7330. But if I cut the halves in half wouldn't there be 4 halves? Just because they're halves of halves doesn't make them less half...

[lugia95]

7331. Wait, what?

[Jackal]

no there would be four fourths.
7332

[quack98]

No, because they are still halves. A quarter is half a half, and therefore is still half of something 

7332

[lugia95]

7334. You're trying to argue this when you can't even count properly...

[quack98]

7335. Just because I'm younger than you...

[Jackal]

that still doesn't mean anything about a third.
7336

[lugia95]

7337. And stupider...

[quack98]

that still doesn't mean anything about a third.
7336

Only cut one of them in half. You'd then have 3 halves.

7337. And stupider...

I won't even deny that... I'm a moron...

7337

[lugia95]

7339. Good, don't deny it.