lets count to 100,000,000

[quack98]

14945. I'm not worth yaying over 

[Wolstenholme]

14946. If I want to yay over you, I will yay over you.

[quack98]

14967. But I'm not worth it!!!!! 

[Wolstenholme]

14968. Yes you are.


How many times do I have to tell you? 

[quack98]

14969. I won't agree, because I'm not... But you, on the other hand, are!

[Wolstenholme]

14950. If you aren't, I'm not.

[quack98]

14951. But where you're beautiful and smart I'm ugly and stupid...

[Wolstenholme]

14952. Dick, I forbid you to compliment me again until you start accepting mine. I only say things like this because I believe them to be true. It upsets me that you won't accept my compliments.

[quack98]

14953. Fiiiiiine, I won't compliment you then, if you don't like it...

[Wolstenholme]

14954. I don't. Not if you refuse to get what you give.

[quack98]

14955. Your logic is kind of flawed...

Say you were poor, and I gave you £5 to help you, would I then be expected to accept £5 in return? No, that would be silly, and somewhat pointless. Same applies here.

[Wolstenholme]

14956. Don't be difficult.

[quack98]

14957. I'm always difficult... It's part of my personality. Which you called cute.

[Wolstenholme]

14958. How can someone so intelligent, and caring and kind and helpful and funny and generally fantastic not see it in themselves 

[quack98]

14959. Usually? I'd say when it's not true.

Intelligent - Yet is clearly the stupidest in our group??? 
Caring - Can't really disprove this one, but I'm not.
Kind - Depends to whom... And when...
Helpful - Nah, basically, if I can do something and someone else can't, I'll help them, of course, but anyone would.
Funny - Meh, I have my moments, I guess...