lets count to 100,000,000

[lugia95]

14960. Okay, I'm back. Dick, stop being difficult. Here Chloe, let me help.

14959. Usually? I'd say when it's not true.

Intelligent - Yet is clearly the stupidest in our group??? 
Says the guy who's predicted to get all As, and who completely destroyed me in that "court battle" last night.
Caring - Can't really disprove this one, but I'm not.
As your brother, I can speak for you here: you are.
Kind - Depends to whom... And when...
Same as above.
Helpful - Nah, basically, if I can do something and someone else can't, I'll help them, of course, but anyone would.
The fact that you think that anyone else would proves how helpful you are, because they wouldn't. But you just accept it as something you should do.
Funny - Meh, I have my moments, I guess...
Yes, many moments.

[Wolstenholme]

14961. If you aren't intelligent then why is every single one of your GCSE target grades higher than mine?
If you aren't caring then why are you always so friendly to EVERYONE?
You are kind... to everyone on here.
That is what a helpful person does 
Funny? I literally crack up at a lot of things that you post. Admittedly, you aren't funny when you're like this... you're just... upsetting 

[SirBlaziken]

14962, well, here's a map of me then:

Surface:
Intelligent (not to be arrogant, at least now)
Sarcastic
Sharp-tongued

A bit deeper:
Arrogant
Kind
Helpful
Loyal
Reliable

Very deep down:
Vulnerable

[quack98]

Says the guy who's predicted to get all As, and who completely destroyed me in that "court battle" last night.
When you had the job of defending the most ridiculous claim ever, even a dog could beat you.

As your brother, I can speak for you here: you are.
And how would you know this? From hugs? We both know you get them because it annoys you

Same as above.
Also same as above

The fact that you think that anyone else would proves how helpful you are, because they wouldn't. But you just accept it as something you should do.
Well, most people I know would...

Yes, many moments.
No. Most of my jokes are groan-worthy... Un fact, barely that. It's just the occasional one that works...

14961. If you aren't intelligent then why is every single one of your GCSE target grades higher than mine?
Because I'm overestimated?
If you aren't caring then why are you always so friendly to EVERYONE?
Im not...
You are kind... to everyone on here.
"Nate you're a moron" "Hoe. Whoops, typo" yes. I see your point 
That is what a helpful person does 
that's what every person does...
Funny? I literally crack up at a lot of things that you post.
Maybe you're just a happy person that laughs easily? Or maybe my stupidity is funny?
Admittedly, you aren't funny when you're like this... you're just... upsetting 

14961. Emboldened comments, obviously

[lugia95]

14964. Dick, just accept the compliments!

[Wolstenholme]

14965. Oh, Dick. Don't be like this. I makes me want to hug you forever and ever 

[lugia95]

14966. Really? Because it makes me want to hurt him...

[quack98]

14964. Dick, just accept the compliments!

14967. No, because I don't accept lies 

14965. Oh, Dick. Don't be like this. I makes me want to hug you forever and ever 

Don't be like this? I'm always like this...

[lugia95]

14968. Gah, why is your opinion of yourself so low?!!

[quack98]

14969. Why is your opinion of me so high?

[Wolstenholme]

19470. It's a bit of both. But if I hurt him I'd feel really bad about it.

Don't be like this? I'm always like this...

WELL CAN YOU JUST STOP IT? 

[lugia95]

14970. It's not high, it's correct!

[quack98]

14970. It's not high, it's correct!

14971. Really? Because the way you two make out (unintended, that doesn't count as Nate <3 Chloe...) I'm barely mortal 

[lugia95]

14973. It's not that high an opinion... I just think that you're a good person with several good qualities, and I want you to accept that.

[SirBlaziken]

14974, alright, so Dick's trashing himself, and you and Chloe are defusing his argument?