old and embarrassing posts

[sans the skeleton]

so do you ever just have a nosy at your posts and just

I'd say no, Kick you in the banana, Then Shave your afro with a Chainsaw. >:3

no

Thats not a fraction! -kills-

5/10 since i dun know you but other people do.

NO

16.

SWEET SIXTEEN *is shot by a shotgun*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

what have i done

[Wolstenholme]

HAHAHAHA back when this account was gonna be fore me and my brother hahahaha

so; as we were told on the welcome email. Me, (Chloe) and my brother Tom have come to say hello! and share a little bit of info surrounding us and pokemon. (although, Tom isn't actually sat with me!)

collectively we have: the original gold, fire red, emerald, Heartgold & Soulsilver, Diamond & Black.

Tom's favourite pokemon is Heracross
and mine is... well, i'm not really sure, but i think Kricketot is really cute! i also like Beedrill and Axew.

what about you? what's your favourite pokemon? x 

look at my silly 14 year old self. I liked Axew over Deino hahaha what? We all know Hydreigon is my favourite Pokemon.

[lugia95]

I don't have any specific posts but I'm mostly getting embarrassed over my lack of apostrophes and commas, which probably makes me seem like a total grammar nazi...

Also all my terrible jokes, mainly in the old "You know you've played too much Pokemon" topic.

[sylar]

can i just put like all my posts here because they all count as old an embarrassing after like 0.1 second of posting

[Wolstenholme]

even that one?

[sylar]

literally every single one

[Kpyna]

On emerald type BAB. Then a box should come up saying 'Bab? Oh you must mean Bob!' Then a guy named Bob will fall from the celing, And then talk to him. He says, 'Hey, I'm gonna zap you with my SUPER LAZER POWER!' you get a chioce of yes or no. If yes, He will say 'Okay.' And fry you. If you say no, He'll turn you into a chicken. Theres two parts depending on which anser you took.
If you said yes...
Bob will steal all of you pokemon. Fromk your P.C and everything. Then you'll be on a quest to find him. You see other fried people as you walk around. If you talk to them, they should say, 'Ugh.. Cow..' Go to Lilycove city. Every trainer should be fried, Except one. This person was a chicken. The chicken goes 'Bucak!' And you stare at it. You haven't eaten in days.. So you chase after the chicken. The chicken should run inside of the pokemon center. Something is wrong. Everyone it muttering 'Ugh.. Cow..' like they should, besides the chicken. Nurse Joy should be standing there. 'Hello.' She says. But wait a second, Her voice sounds manly! You pull of her costume, and Bob should be under it. He will say, Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Non-stop, then you get a choise, to punch him in the face, or let him laugh. If you punch him in the face and he will drop all the pokeball, containing trainers pokemon. You can steal them or give them back. If you steal them, you will join team Rocket. If you give them back, then every one will like you, and pay you money everyday. If you let him laugh, and continue this for about an hour, He should cough his lungs out, and you can choose whether to steal them, or give them back.
If you pick No....
He will turn you into a chicken. Some trainer will wake up, and find you hiding in Lilycove. He will chase you everywhere, so run into the pokemon center, and he'll stop. Perch atop a fried person, and he'll ignore you. He'll have a long 1 hour talk. then he'll punch the guy in the face, He will try to steal the pokemon, but you chase him off, and discover, you too, have freing powers! So you fry him. You will turn into a delibird, and give all the pokemon back to everyone. They will all say, 'Ohh! A fling co- I mean, chicken!' Then while your, fling, you like being a delibird. Then, you turn back human. You fall, from the sky, And hurt yourself. Bad. Then save it, and buy a DS lite, then put in you emerald. (Don't really try this.) You will find it doesn't fit all the way. So you jam it in. You hear a snap. Turn on you emerald, and you'll have a Delibird stone! Use it and turn into a delibird!

also posts of me referring to English as Language Arts omg

also all of my posts were about role playing

[SirBlaziken]

I have a couple on the #YOLO debate.

[lugia95]

I'm pretty sure I've also got a couple from the past where I failed to understand sarcasm completely... And there's bound to be a couple of topics that I'd regret posting had they not been lost long ago.

[Mr. Apple]

literally every single one

yes mine too i cant even take my own stupidity its so bad

[SirBlaziken]

I remember a recent one on a topic that was locked thanks to it.

[Lord Raven]

itt:  every post before this year

[Private Delano Donut]

i have creepy dreams so maybe you could call them nightmares?
i.... im pretty sure they were nightmares >.<
ooh, ohh. one of them had given me the headcanon
Sollux = scared of raccoons
also,
once i dreamt that i was in a house with like four floors and an elevator but it went down, not up, and there were man eating flowers and such
and monsters that lived in fishbowls
and hobos that eyed me funny, and guys that wouldn't let me into cafes even though the hobos looked like they were going to kill me
and my friend died
but it really wasn't that scary despite...? i dont know it's not like i woke up screaming or anything
or even woke up because of it at all :I

uGH
okay it was okay but look at me i was terrible

[kendall!]

me confusing the terms "bisexual" and "homosexual" at 11 years of age

boy is that awkward

[SirBlaziken]

I'm going to have to edit those posts.