Break the Above Person's Heart

[SirBlaziken]

You monster!


You are cursed on this day to on the full moon to turn into a yak!

[NTN]

You are a naive, headstrong, impatient child who rushes into situations without thinking and only ends up stumbling and failing whatever he's trying to accomplish. Also, you're weak and you lack the ability to put fear in the hearts of others. You're stuck making just Pokemon role plays. It seems that you don't have the ability to make something original like a non-Pokemon RP, or anything that can stand on its own.

[Wolstenholme]

You smell funny.

[SirBlaziken]

You are a naive, headstrong, impatient child who rushes into situations without thinking and only ends up stumbling and failing whatever he's trying to accomplish. Also, you're weak and you lack the ability to put fear in the hearts of others. You're stuck making just Pokemon role plays. It seems that you don't have the ability to make something original like a non-Pokemon RP, or anything that can stand on its own.

You almost had me.

You smell funny.

You never take anything seriously. I hate you.

[Wolstenholme]

Every single Pokemon ever got a Mega Evolution. Except Blaziken.

[SirBlaziken]

You liar!

At least I'm not a soulless ignoramus who sold said soul to the media!

[Wolstenholme]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[SirBlaziken]

Well, the Harry Potter series was never even a series, just a figment of your imagination!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

You're an arrogant, impertinent child who cannot wait longer than a minute for an RP post as you attempt to write about a character who is infinitely better than you despite being the most flawed on the RP.

[Wolstenholme]

You're not even a fabulous poo. You're simply a poo. Nothing more.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Yeah - well you're a smelly poohead

[SirBlaziken]

Same goes for you.

[Wolstenholme]

You were born with poo in your mouth!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Yeah. Well I'm going to insult you with Christmas lyrics!

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old <possibly censored> on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy <possibly censored>
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

[NTN]

Your insults are pathetic.