Why is the Above Poster an Imposter?

[Wolstenholme]

Is an imposter because his avatar does not show a real Pokemon!

[Delicious_Scout]

Impostar because she is always hidden! And her colour of hair is unnatural.

[Mockery for One]

You are an impostor because you stopped the posts from showing up.

Until now that is...

[Neotenens]

The person above me is an impostor for using improper grammar. Was never A Psythor fan.

[Dorchadas]

The person above me is an impostor for using improper grammar. Was never A Rob fan.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

IMPOSTOR! You are an evil alien robot sent to Earth to enslave us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dorchadas]

Impostor! You're not actually a Captain, you're a Lieutenant!

[Mockery for One]

You're an impostor because you failed to realize this "Lieutenant" here is just an average homebody from Japan...

[Dorchadas]

You're an imposter because I still can't see your avatar.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Impostor because the kitteh sayz so!

[Delicious_Scout]

You are an imposter because it's all ogre now.

[Kitt]

You are definitely an imposter! Reason: You are not as delicious as the real Delicious Scout...

O-o not that I ever tasted the real one....I feel ashamed now.

[Dorchadas]

You are an impostor because you're really somebody already on this site who has created another account!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

You're an imposter because the animation in your avatar leaves a white trail as it moves, which is a common flaw in augmented reality, meaning your avatar is not really there and is just a false augmentation of reality.

[Delicious_Scout]

You are an imposter because the real Dick is in Lewis' house, streaming lewd amount of pervert games.