Rate the Pokémon nickname above you!

[Dorchadas]

Yeah, not originally my idea but I'm too lazy to check who said it first. Standard forum rules, blah blah blah.

Wobbuffet named It f*cking. "It f*cking used destiny bond!" "It f*cking fainted!"

[the bread dragon]

ive never heard this before.
(note sarcasm)


tumblr the jynx. it looks oppressed

[sylar]

well i mean. jynx has always been a blackface joke, its pretty obviously a racist caricature of a black woman. thats always been what jynx has been. so as tasteless and edgy as it is i guess 2/10 because at least its self aware in a sort of eyeroll + golf clap worthy way?


swagpert the swampert. i dont really have a nickname i just came here to make everyone sigh in exasperation with my taking an obvious joke too seriously but swagpert still is a good name.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

4/10 It's all right but doesn't have quite a memorable impact.

F. (Furious) George the Primeape. I use this one all the time.

[Mockery for One]

Replace the F with a C and you get an animated series based on an animated film (that got a sequel) based on a series of books about the titular monkey who does things with a yellow-clad guy with a matching hat.

My Pokemon name is...

Kristoff for Mightyena.