Looking for a male and female voice

[The name master]

I need one male voice and one female voice to say a few things.

Male (mudkip)

[spoiler]You want to play football?! (laugh)

I accept! I'll go find a referee!

Well, I found a referee!

Yep! That's my girlfriend!
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Female (Nidorina)

[spoiler]I'm bored! Nothing to do!

Great idea! Let's go get the boys!

NO!

Hey! Wait a minute! We're outnumbered! This is not fair!

Tough!

Hey! What are you playing?! AMERICAN football?!

Ok! But don't kick it too hard!

I was not! You pushed me!

GOAL!

I'm sorry, but this game is over! Dumb ass footballers one, kickass footballers a big, ball shaped zero!

Wait a minute! You've got hands! Actually, you've got wings! Two very big wings! Why are you getting us to do it?

And that's a woman's job?

Can I just ask, what gender is the Queen?

And are you suggesting that the Queen does the housework?

Then get busy!

Me too![/spoiler]

All voices will be credited!

You can either post your recordings here or send through PM.