ask a stupid question...

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Steve.

What is love?

[spritey]

When someone's eyes are hearts.

Is this an exclamatory sentence?

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

I dont know, is it?...  why is the moon round? 

[Skyler and Blazer]

Because gravity likes circles and spheres. (That's actually true)

Why is Trigonometry such a long word?

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Because its not a short word... Why cant pineapples fly?

[Sizacu]

They're orange and spiky, that's why.

Why are Pringles so tasty?

[Dracoandy666]

Because they are made with special hallucinogenic fungus. What would happen if you tied a piece of bread, butter side up onto a cat's back and dropped it from a large height?

[yk]

It will spin on the ground non-stop until you remove either the toast or the cat. And then whatever you move will say: "I'll be back".

What happens if a fly swallows an old lady?

[OpalRhea]

You have a fly who swallowed an old lady, and might well swallow a  cat next.

Why do pink little bunnies go bounce times three plus 1 equals 26?

[yk]

Because they can Use 3 Yo-Yo's with 1 string.

Why does the word 'awkward' look so awkward?

[OpalRhea]

Because it is the epitomy of awkwardness.


Why is cheese so nommy?

[yk]

Baby, it was born that way!

If 360 degrees is a circle, what is 720?

[OpalRhea]

A doughnut.


What is the purpose  of the universe?

[lk_01112]

To find the answer to life.

Why does the internet exist?

[Spriter]

For Me.

Where art thou Romeo?