A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

[spritey]

A scream. He screamed because someone kicked him out of the story. The person suddenly ran away and...

[Mr.Mewtwo]

BOOM!

We all died again.

[Kona]

But thankfully, it was all a dream. A cat woke up to find...

[spritey]

A ball of yarn, a kitty toy, a defenseless mouse, a litter box, a feeding bowl, and a kind owner. The cat knocked down all the items and bumped into the owner as it chased the mouse. The mouse scurried away and...

[Shadow Lykan™]

Only to end up getting it's tail caught in a door.

Then Jonah the puppy appreared and...

[spritey]

Ate the cat and killed the mouse and then threw up the cat and then ate it again and then threw it up again and...

[Skarmory8]

Created 5 separate time paradoxes. A time ninja then used the hourglass of power to...

[Spriter]

Find the master of doom which caused a huge monster to appear and...

[Skarmory8]

Begin reading The Da Vinci Code. After 30 years the monster reads the cliffhanger ending and begins to cry...

[spritey]

A cloud begins to cry with him. And it rains and rains...

[Sizacu]

... Until it starts flooding the are beneath it, which is thankfully nearby an ocean. The ocean, however...

[OranBerrySandvich]

... Was actually made of liquidised francium, which goes BOOM when exposed to water, but the problem was...

[spritey]

That there was a giant umbrella covering the ocean. A seagull flew by and...

[Skarmory8]

The sun pooed on the seagull's head. The seagull suddenly began singing Thriller by Michael Jackson. It brutally murdered the sun and excreted a chocolate sandwich, which turned into...

[OranBerrySandvich]

Captain Chocowich, who goes around doing nothing in particular, until one day he...