A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

[spritey]

Fell into the ocean and got all soggy. Seagulls pecked at his soggy remains, but then the seagulls...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Transformed into Jesus from earlier on in the topic! At random, he pulled out an RPG and aimed it at a skyscraper. Chuck norris then came and asked him: 'Dude, What're you doing!'. Jesus then replied....

[Mr.Mewtwo]

"OBASHARNGL," then blew up. A Zaphyra Max appeares and it farts like a...

[spritey]

rhinoceros. The stink floats away into the air and...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

transforms into Jesus! Now there are two jesus' so the have a duel, and....

[Kona]

Due to the fact* there never was a jesus, they turned into black holes. The black holes lead to...

*This statement was never intended to be factual*

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Sucking the earth into into them which leads them into another Dimension. But this Dimention is much cooler because...

[Kona]

There are awesome faces on everything. Determined to get to the bottom of it, the rhino...

[Spriter]

Charged into a wall and died from the impact.

Chuck Norris came and then he...

[Sizacu]

Divided by zero. What happened wasn't a...

[OranBerrySandvich]

Cheesecake, because it was in fact a pie shaped like a dead rhinoceros, but this caused...

[Gusparce]

A catastrophe which eventually led to the destruction of Quatar. But then...

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

... Because Gus spelt 'Qatar' wrong, nothing happened. Chuck norriswondered over to the dead rhino and wondered...

[Skarmory8]

What is the square root of 64? Since even the mighty Chuck Norris couldn't work this out, he took out his calculator, and...

[Gusparce]

tried to figure out the equation. But the calculator exploded because...