Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster

[SirBlaziken]

I'd buy it.

Would like to buy a....

russian drug lord's chicken?
Only 30 million dollars and a ton of illegal drugs

[sans the skeleton]

Would you like a yellow  ?
Not just any , a that rolls!
Only foot dollars !

You mean... this?

Would you like to buy a REAL LIFE SUICUNE? Only all of the money on the planet and all of your possessions ever!

[SirBlaziken]

Yes.

How about some chinese food? Only 40 million yen.

[Hitmonchu]

Would you like to buy 2 BronyPoints for the price of 2 BrnyPoints?

[SirBlaziken]

How about an SB coin for the price if 3 SB coins

[Hitmonchu]

Sure.
I'll trade you a BronyPoint for it.

[SirBlaziken]

Deal, how about an SB coin, only 1 bronypoint (This is a real offer)

[Hitmonchu]

Of course. Here's your BronyPoint.
Oh, and Poison2007, I think the animation would be improved by getting rid of the "fade" animation.
Great job though.

[SirBlaziken]

Would you like to buy and oran berry sanvich? Only 30 billion dongs, (Vietnamese)

[Hitmonchu]

Only 30 billion dongs

How would you like to have the immature humor above? only $5656758675765

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy common sense, well ur not allowed!

[Hitmonchu]

would thy liketh some better grammar?
only 70 pounds

[SirBlaziken]

of what? Fish?

[NTN]

How would you like to buy a Draghost point that turn into a second life?

Warning: these are not for sale!

[SirBlaziken]

There's fine print so no

Would you like to buy a  only, there not for sale