Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster

[OranBerrySandvich]

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It's alright, I guess.
He paid me to say it was good.
What is this site? He just bundled me into a sack and threatened to punch my lights out if I didn't provide positive feedback on his new product...

So! Participate now, before the police arrest me for bribery and blackmail!

(Er-hem. Basically, just sell a largely useless, entirely fictional product.)

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Hello there young sir, I would love to sell you a brand new....

JELLY FIREPLACE!!!

This fireplace is worth 20 Million pounds but because its you, you can have it for 19.9r Million Pounds!
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*warm house means house on fire, as it will set you house on fire

[Gusparce]

Hello there good sir! I come here to offer you an amazing product, the....
CHOCOLATE IN-A-CAN
You know you've always wanted Chocolate in a can, and now you CAN!
For the low, low price of your left leg.

[Spriter]

I recommend you to try the...

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[Kona]

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[Spriter]

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[Mr.Mewtwo]

I would liek to sell you a repel!But it's not just any repel.Just take a whiff of that scent!It will draw any trainer to you,won't it?And for a limited time only,we'll throw in a free Max Repel for just 3,500,000!
CALL NOW!

[Sizacu]

New and Improved:

The CharlesInator!

Turns anyone into Charles!
Free for 1 Hour only! Hurry while stocks last!

I.. I would actually buy that xD (It's free P: )

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*had too much fun*

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

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[Hitmonchu]

Hello kind sir, would you like a  ?

[SirBlaziken]

Hello sir would you like to buy a...Block of wood in a Can?

Now when you throw it at someone it hurts twice as much! Only $100 for a 4 ounce can. Order now and receive a free    !

Please call 555-use-less to order!

[Hitmonchu]

Hello kind sir, would you like some
EVAPORATED WATER?
Comes in a can! (inside a bag, inside a box, inside a crate)
Can be used for all sorts of things! Just look!

• Evaporated Water
• Air Moisture
• Cloud Substitute
• Humidifier
• Fog

Order now and get a free* private jet!
Call 555-555-5555 and give us your credit card number, e-mail address, address, ZIP code, PIN code, and computer password!
*Will be taken out of your insurance

[SirBlaziken]

Hello  sir how would you like to buy a...

Gigantic purple shoe

With it you could:

Live in it
sell it to a giant who likes purple
win a shin kicking contest

for the low price of your soul, order now!

[Hitmonchu]

I'd buy it.

anyway,
Hi, would you like
1 second of pure silence?
It's practically free*!
*1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
Don't read the fine print.
Just trust me.
It says nothing.
Really.

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy a book of snappy comebacks?

only for the price of one baby!