...but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Maxwell's Silver Hammer came upon your head!

I was eating some cake....

[Delicious_Scout]

... but then you realised a Robot told you the cake was a lie. Regardless, you enjoy lying, so this does not affect you in any significant manner.

ShinyBlaziken was trying to do something interesting, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

He is caught up watching Cleveland kick the game winning Field Goal against New Orleans in NFL football.

Scout was mocking me, but then....

[Delicious_Scout]

... no one answered for weeks.

I was trying to charge my Nintendo 3DS, but then...

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Nintendo came out with the 4DS.

I was waiting for next weekend to come so I could get Smash Bros. 4, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

I use thief and steal the game!

I was watching an amazing football comeback, but then....

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your head gets violently ripped off and eaten by a zombie Tom Hanks.

I was playing Tomodachi Life....

[SirBlaziken]

but then Maxwell's Silver Hammer comes down on your head.

I was eating mexican food, but then....

[Delicious_Scout]

... you turned into a hard-working Mexican.

I was bending iPhones, but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Akuma burst right through your wall and tore you to pieces using his demon powers!

I was eating some lasagna....

[SirBlaziken]

But then garfield killed you while I took the lasagna.

I was eating fried chicken from walmart, but then....

[Delicious_Scout]

... you realised these "nuggers" were vegetables.

I was telling to ShinyBlaziken that calling Infernape a piece of crap is rude, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

I proved that infernape really is a steaming pile of crap!

I was watching tv, but then...

[Delicious_Scout]

... you realised that your proof regarding Infernape's condition is actually false. You meanie.

I was playing PiC, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

Your false was proven false.

I was trying to get some work done, but then.