pokepuns

[roysde456]

here you can make puns on pokemon.he's one to start you off.
when i was done with a docters appointment,my hypno longer hurted(like hip no)

[SapphireUmbreon01]

I might go to bed now, I feel a little Drowzee...

[Mondo Oowada]

I Dewott I want.

[roysde456]

one of my ingredients is some bayleef(bayleaf)s

[Specstile]

this is ABSOLutely a cool thread

[Petzbreeder]

Oh this is easy!

1. When you're not looking I Pikachu in the shower.
2. I probably deserve a kick up the Arceus for that.
3. How long until the bomb Explouds?
4. Horsea, may I have a Rhydon you?
5. My Bulbasaur, can you rub it for me?
6. Theres lots of Goldeen that treasure chest, do you want it?
7. You should take Azelf improvement class.
8. Whats that? can't Uxie it? It Snover there.

I'm good at this.

[hermesguy]

Oh this is easy!

1. When you're not looking I Pikachu in the shower.
2. I probably deserve a kick up the Arceus for that.
3. How long until the bomb Explouds?
4. Horsea, may I have a Rhydon you?
5. My Bulbasaur, can you rub it for me?
6. Theres lots of Goldeen that treasure chest, do you want it?
7. You should take Azelf improvement class.
8. Whats that? can't Uxie it? It Snover there.

I'm good at this.

That was Onyx-spected.

[Petzbreeder]

I'm a Star Wars fan and it just occured to me that the reason why Flygon Jinn was Exeggcuted by Darth Maul so easily was because he was a Slowpoke!

Theres plenty more where that came from!

[roysde456]

1. i took gabite of this sandwhich
2. i am seaking lots of money
3. i am the kingler of camelot
4. i am playing with a claydol(clay doll)
5. i buy thing whiscash(with cash)
6. i feel like slaking off
7. i have been koffing alot lately
8. when i say the same thing as someone else at the same time,i jynx them
9. i live in a forretress
10. this is made of aron(iron)

[Petzbreeder]

Ever wondered why Dawn never caught a Duskull? Thats because it can't be Duskull and Dawn at the same time!

EDIT: Since I'm not allowed to double post I'll just add some more puns here.

1. Some puns may be Unfezant but Wynaut use them anyway.
2. You Panpour water on it if you like.
3. If you don't want it, Throh it away.
4. Raichu I have such good puns today?
5. Make sure you recycle your Trubbish.
6. I like to Regirock and roll.
7. See you later Feraligatr, in a while Totodile.
8. What is that Gastly smell?
9. Get Meowth of here!

[hermesguy]

X( so many mediocre puns... My friend Regirock's at singing.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1.) I think that Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black's singing is GASTLY!
2.) SEEDOT run. Run Dot run before the STEAMROLLER flattens you!
3.)Pride is so hard to SWELLOW.
4.) Did you know Mia FEAROW was once married to Frank Sinatra?
5.) Today is such a GLOOM-y day!
6.) Kid: PIKACHU! Mom: Bless you!
7.) PARAS Hilton really hasn't been seen that much these last two years in the media. Let's keep it that way!
8.) Do you like your eggs SOFTBOILED?
9.) My METRONOME broke!
10.) One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples but the CLAMPERL ain't free.
You'll find a god in every golden CLOYSTER....
11.) Have you ever METAGROSS hobo before?
12.) Energy SHIELDON!
13.) That is total BOLDORE-dash!
14.) TIMBURR!
15.) DEERLING, I think you are an idiot! Signed your brother, TEDDI-URSA
16.) I want to teach you, teach you. I want to teach you the EELEKTRIK Slide!
17.) Why is my VIRIZION Wireless bill so high?
18.) HELP! I think I FRAXURE-d ny hip!
19.) Don't make me AXEW again!
20.) I just can't stop KOFFING and WEEZING!

[Spriter]

That is Onyx-ceptable!

I must Axew a question.

I'm cool, so Wynaut?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1.) What ever happened to ARON Carter?
2.) Wanna play SPINDA Bottle?
3.) Benson:Stop SLAKING and GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!!!
4.) There's a child crying in the GROTLE. In the GROTLE.
5.) I LUVDISC-o music!
6.) You REALLY think William Hung can SING?! RELICANTH!
7.) I'm a TAUROS. What's YOUR sign?
8.) Don't make me SAWK you!
9.) You THROH like a girl!
10.) Feel this fabric! Isn't it COTTONEE soft?
11.) Shake those MARACTUS like Charro!
12.) Don't DWEEBLE chocolate ice cream on your good shirt!
13.) Athlete's foot is a FOONGUS that loves to claim victims in the locker room....
14.) Man 1: I bought a new car! Man 2: Nice. What kind? Man 1:A Chevy ESCAVILER.
15.) BEHEEYEM me up Scotty!
16.) You missed the last BISHARP during your solo.
17.) William C. DURANT originally thought automobiles were loud, dangerous, AND stinky. 100 years later, it turns out he was RIGHT....
18.) Secretary (Over intercom): What do you want for lunch, sirs? CEO 1: I'll have a turkey club. CEO 2: DITTO that.
19.) MARRIL Streep is the most nominated actress in Oscar history.
20.) Do you like Bono from the band MEWTWO?

[Mondo Oowada]

Mispronouncing words is alwaySAWKward.