Random Questions

[SirBlaziken]

Here's what you do, you ask a random question and get a weird answer.

Example:

P1: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

P2: No, it hands ice cream to all of the animals in the forest.

How do you make a cake?

Rules:
Nothing alcohol related
Nothing inappropriate or vulgar

I'll start.

How far in is it really until the admins show up?

[Hitmonchu]

None. they all ate.
What is the point of having Big Brother on all the forums?"

[SirBlaziken]

Because we feel like it

what is the meaning of life?

[Hitmonchu]

Fiery chicken Saturdays
What is a face

[SirBlaziken]

Fiery chicken Saturdays

Aw Yeah!

The thing on your head

If a train leaves the station at 8 going 45 mph and another leave the same station at nine going 60 mph, what color is the carrot?

[Hitmonchu]

Run over color
How do you tell a good joke?

[lugia95]

You don't. You're not funny.

What is the greatest film of all time?

[SirBlaziken]

The newest barbie film! o3o

Why is this kind of boring?

[Hitmonchu]

Blazicario ate Dunsparce.
What is a Rarity.

[SirBlaziken]

An infernape that actually kicks blaziken's butt

why is a spear so pointy?

[Hitmonchu]

It is an coyote.

What is yer moon

[SirBlaziken]

moon moon the wolf

who is justin bieber

[Hitmonchu]

Woolf moon moon 
What is love?

[sans the skeleton]

BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE...

How do you like your eggs in the morning?~

[Hitmonchu]

Very very }#}|~|<#€^*>#>*+¥*^€<!~}>|,<€~>~£+=^*#|}|_[{]{]€'ht


What does it mean?