Rant off

[SirBlaziken]

Here, you can rant about a topic.

Ex:
P1: Lettuce

P2: (                           rant                            ) Next topic


Nothing dirty or inappropriate
Nothing related to drugs or alcohol
Nothing racist

Here's the first topic:


Death

[Hitmonchu]

Due to smoking, drug abuse, and mental disease, plenty of well-destined people are wasting their lives and DYING!

Pokémon X and Y

[quack98]

Why name children's games after letters!?why would any child pick up a game and say 'Oh! This game has an X on it! I'm getting this one!' It's stupid! They should have called them something at least related to colour/gemstones!

Fruit as puddings

[SirBlaziken]

Why would they put fruit in pudding?! Pudding is a dessert. Fruit is healthy. What the hell were inventors doing when they invented it, being drunk? Why would you eat a healthy dessert? Dessert isn't supposed to be healthy! Honestly....

Tacos

[Meowstic Royalty]

How were they invented? Did a guy eat too much Mexican food and barf into a shell?

Planes.

[SirBlaziken]

What the big deal about them? They fly, birds do it all the time! I mean, why to people make a big deal about them?

eggshells

[Hitmonchu]

Wouldn't it make it a lot easier to cook if eggs opened in half instead of cracking all over the place, getting eggs all over the hands, and you'd probably end up fishing it out of the mixture anyway!

Treecko

[SirBlaziken]

Why is it so great?! It's just a damned gecko with a leaf in its mouth. Sure it's fast and all, but that's it! It's ripping of Geico, where you can save 15 percent or more on car insurance!

Infernape.

[Hitmonchu]

Who designed him, anyway? It's a monkey with a blue unibrow and a flaming head, and everone hates it/

afro

[SirBlaziken]

That hair style is so 40 years ago, and it's related to disco! Why people why?! Rock already killed disco! Stop living in the past....

Airplane food

[Meowstic Royalty]

Who designed him, anyway? It's a monkey with a blue unibrow and a flaming head, and everone hates it/

afro

'everyone hates it" So I am a nobody?

The most edible thing of airline food is the fork. The plastic and the vegetables share the same texture.

Trains.

[quack98]

What's the point in trains? They're just cars that need tracks! Why would anyone take a train when cars are cheaper, and can go where you please! 

Plastic/Fake flowers.

[SirBlaziken]

Who ever invented them must have been drunk! Why spend your hard earned money to buy faux flowers when you could pick some on the roadside or grow some? I mean seriously people!

Ranting

[glash101]

What were those inventors thinking? Ranting is just complaining with another name.I mean seriously,why do they come up with these stupid things?Wait...I'm ranting on ranting? Wow...Just wow....

Chocolate bars